Spagbook

[The Android]

Take a look at the top of post 2454. When your chin grows up, it runs a risk of looking very similar to this one. Will you be ready for this? Can you handle such a chin? Without letting it get out of control, or ill tempered, or megalomaniacal?
It's a big responsibility, and needs to be considered, sooner rather than later. Zappa started out like that too, and even he couldn't cope. Had to constantly trim it back into a well groomed Imperial. I mean, it suited him, sure, but did he shape the beard, or did the beard shape him? We'll never know for sure, but it was as singular, and individual as Mr Hitlers funny little 'tache.
Him and Chaplin had to actually share it for a while, in an attempt to reign it in. All to no avail of course, Hitler just wasn't strong enough, and it tried to take over not only the Man, or the Nation, but the whole fucking World! There is power in such hirsuteness, and it's not for everyone. ECH has to live much of his time, miles from shore, on a purpose built Ship, to keep his in check. I know he makes it look easy, but I've heard he has enormous balls made of pure explodium. Do you have such gonads? I know my limitations, and while I'm hardly what you'd call "clean shaven", there is no hint of a beard, just iron grey stubble. So think, young Pickle, before you plant the seeds of doom 'pon your chin.
Remember Michael Finnigin.    

that's actually (almost) all of the facial hair I can grow.  I couldn't pull off a goatee unless I had hair imported from "other places"

I was like you.  I waited.

[East Coast Hustle]

Take a look at the top of post 2454. When your chin grows up, it runs a risk of looking very similar to this one. Will you be ready for this? Can you handle such a chin? Without letting it get out of control, or ill tempered, or megalomaniacal?
It's a big responsibility, and needs to be considered, sooner rather than later. Zappa started out like that too, and even he couldn't cope. Had to constantly trim it back into a well groomed Imperial. I mean, it suited him, sure, but did he shape the beard, or did the beard shape him? We'll never know for sure, but it was as singular, and individual as Mr Hitlers funny little 'tache.
Him and Chaplin had to actually share it for a while, in an attempt to reign it in. All to no avail of course, Hitler just wasn't strong enough, and it tried to take over not only the Man, or the Nation, but the whole fucking World! There is power in such hirsuteness, and it's not for everyone. ECH has to live much of his time, miles from shore, on a purpose built Ship, to keep his in check. I know he makes it look easy, but I've heard he has enormous balls made of pure explodium. Do you have such gonads? I know my limitations, and while I'm hardly what you'd call "clean shaven", there is no hint of a beard, just iron grey stubble. So think, young Pickle, before you plant the seeds of doom 'pon your chin.
Remember Michael Finnigin.   

[Disco Pickle]

1998 called. It wants its soul patch back.

What's wrong with a sole patch?












I'm not sure this is funny.  I mean, it makes ME chuckle, and RWHN might appreciate the pun, but I could see how other people might not find it funny.


I say Fuck Those People.  I got a god damn fish on my face and that tickles me.

[BadBeast]

1998 called. It wants its soul patch back.

What's wrong with a sole patch?












I'm not sure this is funny.  I mean, it makes ME chuckle, and RWHN might appreciate the pun, but I could see how other people might not find it funny.


I say Fuck Those People.  I got a god damn fish on my face and that tickles me.

It doesn't look out of plaice.

[East Coast Hustle]

1998 called. It wants its soul patch back.

What's wrong with a sole patch?












I'm not sure this is funny.  I mean, it makes ME chuckle, and RWHN might appreciate the pun, but I could see how other people might not find it funny.


I say Fuck Those People.  I got a god damn fish on my face and that tickles me.

Well played, Apolo Anton Ohno. Well played.

[BabylonHoruv]

The Pickle

is not pleased to be working today.



and needs more of this:

Ack!  You even look like a libertarian.

[Mangrove]

Salem, Mass.

Army Surplus store.

Mang' wearing a Moose hat.

Any questions? No? Good.

[Disco Pickle]

1998 called. It wants its soul patch back.

What's wrong with a sole patch?












I'm not sure this is funny.  I mean, it makes ME chuckle, and RWHN might appreciate the pun, but I could see how other people might not find it funny.


I say Fuck Those People.  I got a god damn fish on my face and that tickles me.

Well played, Apolo Anton Ohno. Well played.

fucking fuck.

I had to look that up.   

I hate you.

and now, I hate the chin warmer.

Shaving it in the morning.

[Iason Ouabache]

Oh that reminds me:

Meant to give this but I forgot.

[Disco Pickle]

Ack!  You even look like a libertarian.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

im serious.  wtf are you talking about.


I guess we all look the same to you, hu??

[BabylonHoruv]

Ack!  You even look like a libertarian.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

im serious.  wtf are you talking about.


I guess we all look the same to you, hu??

Well, the soul patch and hint of a goatee is part of it, the way you hold your fingers, the look in your eye like you are pondering the inherent virtue in selfishness.  Yep, you look like a libertarian.

[Eater of Clowns]

Step 1:  Shave soul patch.

Step 2:  Don black robes.

Step 3:  Become Draco Malfoy.

[Freeky]

Step 5: PROFIT!

[Disco Pickle]

Ack!  You even look like a libertarian.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

im serious.  wtf are you talking about.


I guess we all look the same to you, hu??

Well, the soul patch and hint of a goatee is part of it, the way you hold your fingers, the look in your eye like you are pondering the inherent virtue in selfishness.  Yep, you look like a libertarian.

I'm clearly advocating for starving people to death and not sharing my wealth (lol) with the less fortunate because I shave only part of my chin and posted a particular picture pose while fatigued at work.

by your avatar I can clearly tell that you are a mouth breather and may be a distant cousin to gene simmons.

and it appears that your mother must have fucked the genie from aladdin.




I spent about 5 minutes trying to devise a pun about shell fishness and failed.    

[LMNO]

1998 called. It wants its soul patch back.

What's wrong with a sole patch?












I'm not sure this is funny.  I mean, it makes ME chuckle, and RWHN might appreciate the pun, but I could see how other people might not find it funny.


I say Fuck Those People.  I got a god damn fish on my face and that tickles me.

Well played, Apolo Anton Ohno. Well played.

fucking fuck.

I had to look that up.   

I hate you.

and now, I hate the chin warmer.

Shaving it in the morning.

And that, my friends, is what's known as FLAWLESS VICTORY.