Spagbook

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Vintage ECH from summer '99. Also, Nikoli Volkoff who still to this day has never been captured on film without middle finger extended.

WHOA!!!
















Nice BIC

[Suu]

Suu that eyeshadow KICKS ASS! I am inspired. I must go put on eyeshadow now.

http://glittersniffercosmetics.com/orangefingerfood.html

They have a couple other orange colors too!

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Couldn't resist, what with the middle fingers...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Suu that eyeshadow KICKS ASS! I am inspired. I must go put on eyeshadow now.

http://glittersniffercosmetics.com/orangefingerfood.html

They have a couple other orange colors too!

HAWT!  Thanks! I'm so happy I have disposable income this week...

[East Coast Hustle]

Couldn't resist, what with the middle fingers...

My WRATH will be a thing of LEGEND if I can stop being so lazy.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

here's the story:

I was an NPC at a LARP

I had just eaten a huuuge burrito and then fought in an hour long battle which involved a lot of running
I sat down and chugged a bottle of water, and my stomach revolted
puked all over the ground, had to sit down and take a break for a while

Cram, they said, We need you to fight in this encounter we're setting up right now.

No can do, I said, I need to not be holding a weapon for a little bit until my stomach settles.

Then they explained the encounter...

the story is that bandits have kidnapped some chicks and are holding them in the woods until this slaver comes by to pick them up. So they had these three chicks tied to trees in the woods, and at some cue, the girls were supposed to start screaming their heads off and the adventurers would rush into the woods to save them.

I was supposed to be one of the kidnappers, but since I was in no condition to fight, I just put on a wig and vest I found lying around NPC camp and proceeded to creep around the woods acting like a creepy old man.

I was hiding in bushes, cackling and rubbing my hands together like some kind of arch-pervert. I spent about 15 minutes peering into the tavern window and licking my lips. Any time somebody spotted me I acted really embarrassed / suddenly self-conscious and ran off.

When the players were later recounting stories of the afternoon's encounter, they'd primarily talk about the half naked chicks tied to trees, but they couldn't help but mention the creepy stalker dude which seemed to have nothing at all to do with the plot. 

oh my god I laughed my balls off that day

Needs more cigar:

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

im dressed like an eccentric librarian today...if only you could see the turquoise tights. i wish i had yellow shoes.

Needs more glasses.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

he went to the store to get tobacco cos the closest one is about to close.

HES A VERY STRANGE ONE.

Needs more Zalgo.

[Doktor Howl]

he went to the store to get tobacco cos the closest one is about to close.

HES A VERY STRANGE ONE.

Needs more Zalgo.

YOUR AVATAR OFFENDS ME.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

he went to the store to get tobacco cos the closest one is about to close.

HES A VERY STRANGE ONE.

Needs more Zalgo.

YOUR AVATAR OFFENDS ME.

YOU'RE LUCKY IT DOESN'T EAT YOU!

[Freeky]

Ohai. Feel like getting raept?

Also a before picture,





since I'm dying my hair today.

[Doktor Howl]

wat

[Payne]

Freeky is obviously dyeing her hair so she can put the rape to people she has put the rape to before, even if they're all paranoid about a reoccurance.

[Freeky]

Freeky is obviously dyeing her hair so she can put the rape to people she has put the rape to before, even if they're all paranoid about a reoccurance.

Well, I'll need a fake mustache to pull THAT off.

[Payne]

Freeky is obviously dyeing her hair so she can put the rape to people she has put the rape to before, even if they're all paranoid about a reoccurance.

Well, I'll need a fake mustache to pull THAT off.

No, you wore the mustache last time. So now you take it off. Or WEAR A SECOND TACHE.