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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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the last yatto

#2685
November 09, 2010, 11:17:19 PM

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Freeky

#2686
November 09, 2010, 11:46:16 PM
 :lulz:

Choptop

#2687
November 10, 2010, 07:18:03 PM


I haz a hard job.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live." - Charles Bukowski
"I've seen so many good people in my life that I've almost lost my faith in the wickedness of humankind." - Will Durant
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecraft

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2688
November 10, 2010, 07:32:23 PM
doing what?

Choptop

#2689
November 10, 2010, 07:36:45 PM
Web design for a porn company.
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live." - Charles Bukowski
"I've seen so many good people in my life that I've almost lost my faith in the wickedness of humankind." - Will Durant
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." - H. P. Lovecraft

Sir Squid Diddimus

#2690
November 10, 2010, 07:52:56 PM
I love that this is at the top of the page of this thread every time I open it!!



it should be on every damn page!

Salty

#2691
November 11, 2010, 12:44:33 AM
Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:36:45 PM
Web design for a porn company.

I'm guessing the person next to you is HR.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2692
November 11, 2010, 01:05:04 AM
Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:18:03 PM


I haz a hard job.

What the fuck?  Did you drug her, or do you do work for the blind?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Semper Fi

#2693
November 11, 2010, 01:12:44 AM
Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:18:03 PM


I haz a hard job.

Damn, I could be wrong but that sure looks like Alexis Texas who is freaking awesome BTW and has one of the best asses on this planet.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2694
November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:12:44 AM
Quote from: Choptop on November 10, 2010, 07:18:03 PM


I haz a hard job.

Damn, I could be wrong but that sure looks like Alexis Texas who is freaking awesome BTW and has one of the best asses on this planet.

WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Semper Fi

#2695
November 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#2696
November 11, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

Who writes that shit?   :lulz:

Not much of a porn guy, but I've seen a few, and they're worth seeing just for the dialogue1.

"Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza, but I seem to have forgotten my pants."


1  Yeah, I'm old.  It sucks.  Fuck you all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#2697
November 11, 2010, 01:42:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

Who writes that shit?   :lulz:

Not much of a porn guy, but I've seen a few, and they're worth seeing just for the dialogue1.

"Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza, but I seem to have forgotten my pants."


1  Yeah, I'm old.  It sucks.  Fuck you all.

Wait....porn used to have dialog?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2698
November 11, 2010, 01:43:21 AM
Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 11, 2010, 01:42:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:37:04 AM
Quote from: Semper Fi on November 11, 2010, 01:27:14 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

:lulz:

Who writes that shit?   :lulz:

Not much of a porn guy, but I've seen a few, and they're worth seeing just for the dialogue1.

"Hi, I'm here to deliver your pizza, but I seem to have forgotten my pants."


1  Yeah, I'm old.  It sucks.  Fuck you all.

Wait....porn used to have dialog?

Oh, yeah.  The 80s was a non-stop blizzard of bad writers writing for people who should never have had to speak lines.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

#2699
November 11, 2010, 02:48:21 AM
 :lulz:
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