Spagbook

[East Coast Hustle]

I haz a hard job.

Damn, I could be wrong but that sure looks like Alexis Texas who is freaking awesome BTW and has one of the best asses on this planet.

WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

you need to get your eyglass prescription adjusted, old man. Unless you're old enough now that anyone under 30 looks like a high school kid. But they sure as hell didn't look like that when I was in high school.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

you need to get your eyglass prescription adjusted, old man. Unless you're old enough now that anyone under 30 looks like a high school kid. But they sure as hell didn't look like that when I was in high school.

I went to a posh high school.  All the girls were 80% silicone.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

wait... Buttwoman?!?!

Oh god!! My DAD had that video!! 

I remember stumbling upon it and screaming "why god why did i have to find this?!?!"


my parents were supposed to be non-sexual beings from whom I was an egg that was laid and then hatched... maybe some alien involvement..

I'm going to bed. Fuck you people

[Choptop]

WTF?  She looks like a fucking high school kid.

If indeed it is her, she is 25. (lucky son-of-a-bbbbb)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexis_Texas

I recommend watching Buttwoman and Buttwoman Returns, very educational and tasteful videos.

Yep, she came by the office for a meet & greet yesterday.

[AFK]

I highly advise Clorox disinfecting wipes. 

[hooplala]

I haz a hard job.

Your job must be remarkably similar to mine... I loves me some Alexis Texas.

[hooplala]

Wait....porn used to have dialog?

70's porn had almost nothing but dialogue.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Wait....porn used to have dialog?

70's porn had almost nothing but dialogue.

Also moustaches. This is why I suspect Cram was behind the whole thing.

[LMNO]

To be quite honest, the escalation of what I call "sexual gymnastics" seems to have made any dialogue even more senseless than before.

I mean, in the 70s and 80s, it made sense to build up some ridiculous premise to why a bored housewife would seduce the plumber.

But I really can't see any script that could remotely end up with a woman shoving a baseball bat up her ass before getting throatfucked by fifteen different guys.


Well, I could, but why bother?  If the sex stops resembling what 95% of us consider "normal life", then what's the point of trying to play it off as some sort of plausible fiction?

[East Coast Hustle]

I highly advise Clorox disinfecting wipes. 

But not before I get to sniff the office chair.

[East Coast Hustle]

But I really can't see any script that could remotely end up with a woman shoving a baseball bat up her ass before getting throatfucked by fifteen different guys.

lose 6 of those guys, pattern the script as a parody of "The Might Casey" and call the movie The Mudville Nine.

[Choptop]

But I really can't see any script that could remotely end up with a woman shoving a baseball bat up her ass before getting throatfucked by fifteen different guys.

lose 6 of those guys, pattern the script as a parody of "The Might Casey" and call the movie The Mudville Nine.

Interested in a new career?

[East Coast Hustle]

But I really can't see any script that could remotely end up with a woman shoving a baseball bat up her ass before getting throatfucked by fifteen different guys.

lose 6 of those guys, pattern the script as a parody of "The Might Casey" and call the movie The Mudville Nine.

Interested in a new career?

Depends, what's the pay like?

more importantly, how are the fringe benefits?

and most importantly, would I have to move to Van Nuys?

[Choptop]

All the fringe you can eat.

Believe it or not, the company I work for is actually based out of NC.

[East Coast Hustle]

no shit? I'm in SE Virginia, right next to Norfolk. Might have to come down for an "interview" sometime.