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Don Coyote

#2790
November 22, 2010, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 04:44:14 PM
no, it's too late in the experiment for it to make a difference

Wut? :?
A quick comb and trim and BAM.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2791
November 22, 2010, 08:53:47 PM
DELETE THAT WHOLE THING FROM YOUR FACE CRAM!!!

Jasper

#2792
November 22, 2010, 08:58:14 PM
These people don't know what they're saying.  Wild facial hair is the calling card of a Holy Man.

Rumckle

#2793
November 22, 2010, 10:21:11 PM
I bet Cram wasn't even serious about his facial hair at all, I think he was just LARPing as someone with a beard.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Don Coyote

#2794
November 22, 2010, 10:53:01 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on November 22, 2010, 10:21:11 PM
I bet Cram wasn't even serious about his facial hair at all, I think he was just LARPing as someone with a beard.

FUCKING LARPERS!!!!! :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Triple Zero

#2795
November 22, 2010, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 04:44:14 PM
no, it's too late in the experiment for it to make a difference

I don't see how it can be too late to apply a trimmer?

Except if you got tired with it, of course.

I still need to post a pic of my beard, btw. I'm trimming it to 9mm now, which is kinda short, but 12 was too long, didn't look good. And I dunno about even longer. Maybe just the moustache part.

When I post the pic I also request the Beardological Society's advice on shape and pattern and such.
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Cramulus

#2796
November 22, 2010, 11:17:49 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 22, 2010, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 04:44:14 PM
no, it's too late in the experiment for it to make a difference

I don't see how it can be too late to apply a trimmer?

I'm already about 80% certain that I'm going to be rid of it soon. It's okay, but it doesn't feel right. And the reactions I've been getting have been kind of ambivalent. I mean maybe I'll trim it down and people will say HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS GREAT ALL OF THE SUDDEN but I doubt it'll improve it that much.

Let's see your face, mr. scruff!

Richter

#2797
November 22, 2010, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 04:41:19 PM


While I am glad to discover that I can actually grow one of these things, I think the facial hair's gotta go on December 1st.

A lot of the comments I've been getting have been along the lines of "It doesn't look... so terrible."


I think a proper trimmer would probably help it out, but it's a bit late in the experiment to go buy one.

When you shave it, go for the chin first, and check it with the "Horseshoe" / "Gunfighter" look.
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Triple Zero

#2798
November 23, 2010, 12:39:05 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 11:17:49 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 22, 2010, 11:05:35 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 04:44:14 PM
no, it's too late in the experiment for it to make a difference

I don't see how it can be too late to apply a trimmer?

I'm already about 80% certain that I'm going to be rid of it soon. It's okay, but it doesn't feel right. And the reactions I've been getting have been kind of ambivalent. I mean maybe I'll trim it down and people will say HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS GREAT ALL OF THE SUDDEN but I doubt it'll improve it that much.

Let's see your face, mr. scruff!

Yeah as soon as I get a good picture, maybe tomorrow.

Don't underestimate the effect of a proper trim, though. Having all the hairs at the same length makes it look a LOT neater. The unevenness is probably what makes most people go "meh".

Plus, if you get a trimmer, even when you get rid of the beard, you can use my technique of never using a razor, always having a neatly trimmed 1mm 5 o'clock shadow. It saves time! ;-)
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2799
November 23, 2010, 01:26:03 AM
WTF?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2800
November 23, 2010, 01:29:09 AM


Even the Pagans are all over my ass!

(Check out the fucking headlights on me, though!  Jesus Christ!)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2801
November 23, 2010, 01:35:22 AM
Quote from: Richter on November 22, 2010, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 04:41:19 PM


While I am glad to discover that I can actually grow one of these things, I think the facial hair's gotta go on December 1st.

A lot of the comments I've been getting have been along the lines of "It doesn't look... so terrible."


I think a proper trimmer would probably help it out, but it's a bit late in the experiment to go buy one.

When you shave it, go for the chin first, and check it with the "Horseshoe" / "Gunfighter" look.

Yes. This. Please.

You are a fine-looking male specimen, but that bit of lichen on your chin must be eliminated. Then maybe give the upper lip a day or two before making a final decision on giving it the axe.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2802
November 23, 2010, 01:36:49 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sister Fracture

#2803
November 23, 2010, 01:58:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:29:09 AM


Even the Pagans are all over my ass!

(Check out the fucking headlights on me, though!  Jesus Christ!)

Xannot see pic. :(
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#2804
November 23, 2010, 02:18:46 AM
It looks like you have to be a logged in and registered member of universalsacredspace.com to see Roger's pic.

Cram, I agree with what others have said.  Trimming it to make it even will do wonders.
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