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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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I...I think I'm in love.

Started by Doktor Howl, May 26, 2013, 08:48:09 AM

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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 26, 2013, 05:26:11 PM
We've got Sharktopus, Dinoshark, Super Shark, and now Sharknado. I predict shark meteor shower in next film. I sorta wanna watch all these back to back sometime.

What about the "Mega Shark Vs." ones?

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I predict alien sharks next. Or possibly mecha-shark.
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