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Started by Doktor Howl, May 26, 2013, 08:48:09 AM

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Doktor Howl

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"IMMA SHARKNADO - RAWR"

It must be seen, and reviewed, using the following terms:

diegesis
le petit "a"
semiological
overdetermination
sujet
fabula
la grande syntagmatique
langue
parole
signifier
signified
paradigmatic axis
syntagmatic axis
code/message
system/text
index/icon/symbol
mise-en-scène
je ne sais quoi
narrative structure
neo-realism
leitmotif

Also sentences along the lines of "The themes are quite nihilistic, in a post-modern, cathartic sense. The overt anthropomorphism notwithstanding."
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

We've got Sharktopus, Dinoshark, Super Shark, and now Sharknado. I predict shark meteor shower in next film. I sorta wanna watch all these back to back sometime.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

From the comments:

QuoteThis is clearly the greatest thing to happen to cinema in the history of mankind. This film will cure the sick, heal the injured, and destroy evil. It is the cinematic embodiment of epicosity and all that is beautiful in the world. Anyone opposing this obviously perfect movie, is a servant of the devil and should be shunned for their blasphemous statements. Sharknado will divide Hell by zero, and suck all the bad in the universe into the black hole of its greatness. Hail Sharknado! LONG LIVE ICHTHY-METEOROLOGY AND DEATH TO THE NON BELIEVERS!
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

St. Gelli of Beenz

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 26, 2013, 05:26:11 PM
We've got Sharktopus, Dinoshark, Super Shark, and now Sharknado. I predict shark meteor shower in next film. I sorta wanna watch all these back to back sometime.

Would that be a Sharkathon? :roll:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: St. Gelli of Beenz on May 29, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 26, 2013, 05:26:11 PM
We've got Sharktopus, Dinoshark, Super Shark, and now Sharknado. I predict shark meteor shower in next film. I sorta wanna watch all these back to back sometime.

Would that be a Sharkathon? :roll:

Which one is the one with LL Kool J?

Because that's the only really necessary one.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:52:02 PM
Quote from: St. Gelli of Beenz on May 29, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 26, 2013, 05:26:11 PM
We've got Sharktopus, Dinoshark, Super Shark, and now Sharknado. I predict shark meteor shower in next film. I sorta wanna watch all these back to back sometime.

Would that be a Sharkathon? :roll:

Which one is the one with LL Kool J?

Because that's the only really necessary one.

Deep Blue Sea, I think. Yep. That's it.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 10:32:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 09:52:02 PM
Quote from: St. Gelli of Beenz on May 29, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 26, 2013, 05:26:11 PM
We've got Sharktopus, Dinoshark, Super Shark, and now Sharknado. I predict shark meteor shower in next film. I sorta wanna watch all these back to back sometime.

Would that be a Sharkathon? :roll:

Which one is the one with LL Kool J?

Because that's the only really necessary one.

Deep Blue Sea, I think. Yep. That's it.
Can't have a sharkathon without it.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

The only movie known to Americans where the token black guy LIVES.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

EK WAFFLR

Added to my to-watch-IMMEDIATELY-queue.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 10:33:25 PM
The only movie known to Americans where the token black guy LIVES.

Tell that to Samuel L Jackson.  He gets bit in half.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 10:52:25 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 10:33:25 PM
The only movie known to Americans where the token black guy LIVES.

Tell that to Samuel L Jackson.  He gets bit in half.

Clearly he wasn't the token one then. He was the red shirt.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 11:06:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2013, 10:52:25 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 29, 2013, 10:33:25 PM
The only movie known to Americans where the token black guy LIVES.

Tell that to Samuel L Jackson.  He gets bit in half.

Clearly he wasn't the token one then. He was the red shirt.

The token Black guy in Night Of The Living Dead ALMOST made it.
Then there was some kind of America(TM) moment.  :x
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