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Started by rong, January 22, 2010, 05:59:55 AM

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rong

good news: i figured out why the "brake" warning light came on in my truck

bad news: my brake lights don't work
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

AFK

bad news:  this thread had zero replies


good news:  now it has one
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

MMIX

bad news: Pope Benedict Ratthinggy resigns
good news: he can never resign from discordian popedom
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Nephew Twiddleton

Bad news. Writing letter to the pope calling him joey isnt as funny. Worse news. Wont have new address. Better news. New pope to hassle. Best news his name might be mortimer.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Trivial

Good news:  my car still runs.  Bad news:  it was hit by a school bus.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

AFK

Bad news:  That really sucks
Good news:  I'm going to stop stating the obvious.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Sir Squid Diddimus

Good news: totally redid the room my cat likes to hide in after hours of hard labor
Bad news: cat doesn't recognize it and won't go in there anymore

Don Coyote

Good news: Calculus makes sense
Bad news: Early 20th century poetry is being inflicted upon me

Sir Squid Diddimus

Good news: I'm full
Bad news: of diarrhea

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Good news: It's snowing!
Bad News: I need to drive a front wheel drive car back from england on sunday

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

MMIX

Quote from: MMIX on February 11, 2013, 11:11:24 AM
bad news: Pope Benedict Ratthinggy resigns
good news: he can never resign from discordian popedom

You know, now I come to think about it, I think I might have got that completely the wrong way round.
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

AFK

good news:  the drug thread is dead
bad news: i'm still here
even worse news: i'm giddy in love and am going to be even more annoying
good news:  some day I will die
bad news:  FUCK YOU I AINT NEVAR GONNA DIE!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Faust

Sleepless nights at the chateau