Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...

[phi]

Yep, 8 more.

Which do you guys prefer, "hanged, drawn and quartered" or "feathered and tarred?"

I'll get my estate in order.

[President Television]

Ready the Rogermobile, we're gonna have barbecue tonight! 

[phi]

Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian!

[Elder Iptuous]

Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian!

You're irrational

[phi]

Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian!

You're irrational

What's wrong with irrationality?

[Dimocritus]

I am a vegetarian!

YOU ARE USELESS TO HUMANITY! NOT ONLY ARE YOU WEAK AND PALE, YOUR FLESH IS GAMEY AND TASTELESS!!! PLUS, YOUR FARTS REEK!!!!!! PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Dysnomia]

Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian!

So am I.  Who cares?

Lrn 2 moar offensive shitbag. 

[phi]

Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian!

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

[Captain Utopia]

I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

No, it is quite absurd.

[NotPublished]

The eyes, they do not see!

Well if a plant could update its facebook status I'm sure we'd all be annoyed ... OH Wasn't there a Japanese project that was monitoring how plants 'feel' ? And it would tell you whether a plant was happy (fulfiled) or sad (unfulfiled)

[phi]

I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

No, it is quite absurd.

Why?

As a side note, I should have said "relatively absurd."

[phi]

The eyes, they do not see!

Well if a plant could update its facebook status I'm sure we'd all be annoyed ... OH Wasn't there a Japanese project that was monitoring how plants 'feel' ? And it would tell you whether a plant was happy (fulfiled) or sad (unfulfiled)

Imagine a plant's twitter account? "Insects are drilling into me," "A bird shit on me again today," "Another one of my neighbors was mutilated by a landscaper" 

Personally I hate plants. That's why I eat them. I want them to suffer!

[Dimocritus]

The eyes, they do not see!

Well if a plant could update its facebook status I'm sure we'd all be annoyed ... OH Wasn't there a Japanese project that was monitoring how plants 'feel' ? And it would tell you whether a plant was happy (fulfiled) or sad (unfulfiled)

http://www.life-enthusiast.com/twilight/research_emoto.htm

Happy reading. It's all utter hog-wash.

Also, a plants status update: Still in the same spot I was yesterday

[Pariah]

    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "

[phi]

    Oh, you didn't know? The whole fifty posts thing is a test. We flame you until you reach 500 posts, then you get access to the Friendship Subforum™. Here, we socialize, be nice to each other, sing fun songs, and play safe, fun games like Scrabble instead of that nasty "Werewolves." Lynching? Killing? Paranoia? Doesn't sounds like fun to me!
   It's also were the bulk of our content is. Once you get there make sure to check out TGRR's rant "Welcome to the Funhouse #8: All I ever need is a Hug! "