Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...

[phi]

Ah, yes! That's the warm welcoming I was looking for! Thank you all 

Enough of this shit.

By the way, I will make sure not to tell Bogus about Clue Jr.

[Dysnomia]

SPAGGITYSPAGSPAG

It's amateur flaming meets Geocities!

You shut your whore mouth before I shut it for you.  Assbag.

Kill yourself, you fucking waste of intert00bz.  No really.  I can suggest many, shall we say, creative ways to do so if you are too fucking stupid to figure it out yourself.  I really have no idea why your mom never aborted you when she found out she was pregnant with you.  Do yourself and everyone on this hellhole we call a planet a favor, and just hurl yourself into a piece of machinery ASAP.



There, that's as much of a lazy effort as I'll put forth into this.  Too busy being AWESOME because I kan haz rly rl career nao. 

Oh, and as a new member, you are obligated to post hawt pictures of yourself in spagbook. 

[phi]

Kill yourself, you fucking waste of intert00bz.  No really.  I can suggest many, shall we say, creative ways to do so if you are too fucking stupid to figure it out yourself.  I really have no idea why your mom never aborted you when she found out she was pregnant with you.  Do yourself and everyone on this hellhole we call a planet a favor, and just hurl yourself into a piece of machinery ASAP.

Sure you said a lot of words, and the combination was technically unique, but... I felt the overall quality was lacking. There was nothing fine tailored to me individually or even the context at hand. You could have said that to anyone. For all I know, it was a copy and paste from another thread.

Let's contrast this to a better flame:

You're a homophobic piece of shit who should die in a fire.  Next time you want to try and post something clever, why don't you jab a rust screwdriver into your larynx instead?

Opens up with a bang; cuts right to the chase implanting in my mind this horrid scene of me, fecal matter afraid of homosexuals, dieing in a fire while knowing that somewhere out there LMNO is rejoicing. Then he personalizes it; just when I might be thinking he's talking about someone else, I read "Next time you want to try and post something clever, why don't you jab a rust screwdriver into your larynx instead?" Hook, line, and sinker. Not only is he saying I'm not clever, he is telling me to not even bother trying again; a feeling of worthlessness and deep despair sets in immediately. He leaves me despondently contemplating making my quietus with a rusty screwdriver. 

You have a lot to learn, Pinkie, a lot to learn.

Oh, and as a new member, you are obligated to post hawt pictures of yourself in spagbook. 

Oh, does it matter if those photos are me with your mom? I can censor parts out, if I need to.

[Jasper]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I like this reply.

A+++++ WOULD READ/LOOK AT AGAIN

[BabylonHoruv]

Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!

You and I started around the same time I think.  Maybe their spankers were a bit off at that point.  Although ECH did his best to make me feel three inches tall a bit later on, but I got the feeling that was more distate for me personally.

[Captain Utopia]

Don't take it personally, whether or not you get spanked is just based upon everything you write or otherwise communicate.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Congrats on the 50 posts. Also, they sometimes don't bother annihilating you on the 50th post. I never got my fifty post spanking, so you might not get yours.

Also, I'm 11 posts into Clue Jr.! Hells yes!

You and I started around the same time I think.  Maybe their spankers were a bit off at that point.  Although ECH did his best to make me feel three inches tall a bit later on, but I got the feeling that was more distate for me personally.

Not necessarily...ECH is a horrible, horrible person.  If you came out of the situation with your neck and lower GI tract unruptured, he probably likes you.  I remember this one noob, back in the day, who really irritated him.  The noob's remains were delivered to the morgue in three Safeway bags and a few sponges, with a note wishing the coroner a good weekend.

Which I thought was a nice touch.  Politeness like that is a dying tradition.

[Freeky]

Which I thought was a nice touch.  Politeness like that is a dying tradition.

This made me laugh.