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Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2010, 03:41:34 am »
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.

*yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

how am I supposed to properly flame you when you are so booringgggggggg...?

You call that flaming? Are you serious? I'm the one who's starting to get bored here.
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« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2010, 03:43:40 am »
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.

*yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

how am I supposed to properly flame you when you are so booringgggggggg...?

You call that flaming? Are you serious? I'm the one who's starting to get bored here.

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to. 

I mean.


GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:
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« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2010, 03:44:12 am »
Only 41 more posts til Clue Jr! Awright!
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« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2010, 03:53:05 am »

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?
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« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2010, 04:20:10 am »

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?

it's not MY fault you suck at being a spag.
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« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2010, 04:24:19 am »
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!


 :argh!:

TAKE THAT YOU SCALYWAG! 
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« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2010, 04:25:21 am »
K-NNNNNNNIGGIT!
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

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Re: Oh crap, my 50th post is coming...
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2010, 04:43:24 am »
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!


 :argh!:

TAKE THAT YOU SCALYWAG! 
A couple flames in and you're already hiding your lack of creativity behind Monty Python?  I've seen water flame better than you.
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« Reply #38 on: January 24, 2010, 04:45:12 am »

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?

it's not MY fault you suck at being a spag.

If the average spag flames as piss-poor as you do, then I guess that's a complement.
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« Reply #39 on: January 24, 2010, 05:16:47 am »

nooooo!  I've been asking you to do more flameworthy stuff so I can actually flame you like I'm apparently supposed to.  

I mean.

GRRRRRRRRSPAG!!   :argh!:

Hmm. Perhaps if you were a bit more inventive, you wouldn't have this problem. Why are you getting angry at me for your short comings?

it's not MY fault you suck at being a spag.

If the average spag flames as piss-poor as you do, then I guess that's a complement.

psstttttt a spag isn't really a compliment.  So judging by that, plus what I posted, that would mean I................?
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« Reply #40 on: January 24, 2010, 05:19:18 am »
YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!


 :argh!:

TAKE THAT YOU SCALYWAG! 
A couple flames in and you're already hiding your lack of creativity behind Monty Python?  I've seen water flame better than you.

 :lulz:  awwww that was cute.


Honey, if I *really* wanted to flame you, you'd be burnt to a crisp.  <3
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« Reply #41 on: January 24, 2010, 05:43:57 am »
You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

Or you know, congrats on reaching 50 posts...


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« Reply #42 on: January 24, 2010, 06:16:50 am »
Okay, this is the post.

I'll fuel the fire for the uncreative types...

I am a vegetarian! :eek:

So am I.  Who cares?

A surprising number of people. I have also interacted with someone who felt too strongly about plants to hurt them... They said they could feel their suffering. Honestly, it's not that absurd of a concept.

My throwing that out there is mostly a joke. Like if I said, "I'm an emigrant with an accent, but I got a job anyways!!!" The objections are usually amusing.

again.  plz to be more creative with your flameworthiness asswipe. 

The level seems to be working for you.

*yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

how am I supposed to properly flame you when you are so booringgggggggg...?

Understand this: Explaining yourself, doing anything resembling actual communication, or expounding your views in any way to these deaf, hollow morons is pointless. Getting beyond 500 posts on this board wil most likely turn you into one of the clickish, elitist lot lizards here who spend their time posturing and shitting on people. But you're doing it right, keep bowing down and make them feel like they have some power over you, however empty that may be. One day perhaps, you too may play the game. Or perhaps you have a life.
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« Reply #43 on: January 24, 2010, 06:18:05 am »

You know what?
Your face is stupid, your ass is huge, your hair is fucking dumb, I hate what you've done with your place and your shoes are god damned ugly.
Learn to dress and quit being so fat and retarded. You know every time I see one of your posts I either scroll right past it or think to myself "good gawd, this fucking douche tube again? why won't it just fucking DIE"
People like you are the reason bad things happen to good people. You're some kind of off-balancing piece of shit that just tears a hole in the whole god damned spectrum of life and creates a friggin mess out of everything.
Go stick your head in an unflushed toilet and just sit there. Just sit there for a while. Cause that's about all you're worth. A head in a toilet full of shit you fucking piss stained speedo on an 80 yr old leather skinned beer gut pedo creep at the beach!

Or you know, congrats on reaching 50 posts...


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Don't be shy. Let all your feelings out. Tell us how you really feel.  :p

If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2010, 08:28:00 am »
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