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Started by cavehamster, January 27, 2010, 12:07:39 AM

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cavehamster

This has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day:

http://www.elite-hackers.com

If the guy is serious, well... that would just be even funnier.

Triple Zero

from the FAQ http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=faq :

Q: Which programming language would you recommend?
A: This depends on what you're trying to do. For writing viruses and whatnot, I prefer to use something advanced like QBasic or Visual Basic. [...]

and

Q: Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
A: People who met me online know that I'm a Linkin Park fanatic. While this has nothing to do with hacking, Linkin Park is the only band that I can relate with, and their music is the only thing that can help me cope with my self-angst. Their superior music abilities with their singing and lyrics just make the perfect band for me.

...

:lol:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Pariah

QuoteQ: Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
A: The feds are always on the prowl for well-known hackers like me. You think I would give that information about myself away like that? If you need to contact me, do it via e-mail here.
:lulz:
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

cavehamster

Quote from: Pariah? on January 27, 2010, 12:39:05 AM
QuoteQ: Where do you live? / What's your AIM? / Etc...
A: The feds are always on the prowl for well-known hackers like me. You think I would give that information about myself away like that? If you need to contact me, do it via e-mail here.
:lulz:

Ah, it is a joke site:

http://www.elite-hackers.com/?p=about

Looks like he gets lots of hate mail for it too, hehe.  Very entertaining overall.

Now this, this is... wow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM

I sure hope he is joking too, along the lines of Infinite Solutions, but... ya never know.

Freeky

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 27, 2010, 12:23:00 AM


Q: Why do you like Linkin Park so much?
A: People who met me online know that I'm a Linkin Park fanatic. While this has nothing to do with hacking, Linkin Park is the only band that I can relate with, and their music is the only thing that can help me cope with my self-angst. Their superior music abilities with their singing and lyrics just make the perfect band for me.

...

:lol:

FUCK YOU, TRIP ZIP, THAT'S NOT FUNNY! IMA GO LISTEN TO LINKIN PARK NOW!  :argh!:

Golden Applesauce

Do "view page source" on one of his pages  :lulz:
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

cavehamster

Quote from: GA on January 27, 2010, 11:41:43 PM
Do "view page source" on one of his pages  :lulz:

I saw that, I wonder how many people yanked their modem out of the wall?   :lol:

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: cavehamster on January 27, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
This has got to be the funniest thing I have read all day:

http://www.elite-hackers.com

If the guy is serious, well... that would just be even funnier.

It's a joke (primarily a parody of elitehackers.com, which I used to be a member of, and which consisted mainly of people saying similar things but being serious about it).


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Shibboleet The Annihilator