Translamancy

[phi]

"Russian roullette is not the same without a gun" turns into "Russia, without a gun is not the same roulette".

Without the firearms, they're not the kind of crazy we've grown to know and love!

[Epimetheus]

When will I reach enlightenment?
What I reach enlightenment?
How do I reach the enlightenment
I do not reach enlightenment

[phi]

I think someone just deleted a post about the Russians... And perhaps were erased from history 

[dontblameyoko]

Why the ten-percent across-the-board budget cut?
Why do 10 percent budget cut on the board?
10 Why do you reduce the percentage of the budget committee?
Why are you 10, you reduce the percentage of the Budget Committee? [possibly my favorite, bolding mine]
Why is the R-10, which reduces the percentage of the budget committee?
The reason is, R - 10, the proportion of the budget committee or a decrease?
The reason is, R - 10, Budget Committee, or the percentage of decrease?