News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Fucking retarded

Started by Dalek, January 28, 2010, 09:45:33 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

Dalek

January 28, 2010, 09:45:33 AM
I just heard on the news, that here, if you do some crime like murder, rape etc. and it's caught on footage from security cameras, people who caught the crime with their own camera etc. cannot be used as evidence in court. The only valid video evidence is the one filmed by a polic camera. WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR THAT SHIT? IS THE GOVERNMENT RUN BY RETARDS?! Seriously I cannot believe that such a law exists. This is beyond stupid! I still cannot believe it. IT'S RETARDED!

Dalek

#1
January 28, 2010, 09:47:59 AM
A policeman's comment was "Better have 10 criminals free, than 1 innocent in prison"  :lulz:

Richter

#2
January 28, 2010, 03:48:00 PM
LERN 2 INQUISITION NOOB.

EVERYONE IS HIDING SOMETHING.
EVERYONE IS GUITY OF SOMETHING.
NO ONE IS LOYAL, EVERYONE IS HERETIC.
A PLEA OF INNOCENCE IS GUILTY OF WASTING MY TIME.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#3
January 28, 2010, 03:51:31 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 28, 2010, 04:26:24 PM
So, basically, they have outlawed eyewitness testimony.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#5
January 28, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
where is 'here'?

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 28, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 28, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
where is 'here'?

He's in Eastern Europe.  Belgium or something.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#8
January 28, 2010, 05:13:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 28, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
where is 'here'?

He's in Eastern Europe.  Belgium or something.

Oh man, I just remembered when Chef did that thing to that kid from Argentina or wherever.  I killed myself with laughter.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#9
January 28, 2010, 07:29:48 PM
Only the police are competent to record criminal activity. Of course. Citizen recordings of police "criminality" are invalid.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions