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Started by Suu, January 28, 2010, 07:15:50 PM

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Suu

January 28, 2010, 07:15:50 PM
I need you to make me a seam ripper necklace. Something so I can't loose the fucker when I need it.

Because nobody is getting any new garb for Black Rose unless I have one, in my hand, right fucking now. I just bought a new fucking seam ripper and it DISAPPEARED. Seriously, I used it this morning and now it's gone. I mean poof. I mean disintegrated. I mean it is a ex motherfucking seam ripper and has gone to Seam Ripper Land where Suus aren't allowed to find them and use them with the rest of my lost seam rippers that run away from me after a day's worth of use.  :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#1
January 28, 2010, 07:23:59 PM
Accepted.  My fee will be compeletion of previous projects before the end of 2/2010.
Provide me the ripper, or cover cost of one, and I'll have it for you ASAP.

Do you require the seam ripper with any options?  Like an Irish bludgeon - ripper combo, knuckle guards, spikes, tits, or fire?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#2
January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
January 28, 2010, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.

I can't think of a single thing which all 3 of those wouldn't improve.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#4
January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 28, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.

Plus, you can pick your teeth with it.

TGRR,
Dirty Little Girl and Big, Strapping Mountain Man.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#6
January 28, 2010, 08:07:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:50:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 28, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Tits and fire are a requirement. I'll get back to you on the bludgeon.

I can't think of a single thing which all 3 of those wouldn't improve.

We are, after all, professionals.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

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#7
January 28, 2010, 10:24:19 PM
I may need you to get 2 of them. One for you to work on and one for me to work with until completion. I can provide reimbursement and the sacrement of cheeseburger.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#8
January 29, 2010, 05:50:55 AM
I has found it, precious!

I still want necklace though. Or maybe I'll find a stiletto at Birka.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#9
January 29, 2010, 03:08:54 PM
I'll still necklacize, weaponize,or tranitize one, no worries. 
Just bring it to me.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#10
January 29, 2010, 03:14:14 PM
We need to take pictures of this thing in process like Frankenstein or something.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#11
January 29, 2010, 03:16:50 PM
Agreed. 
Including the application of the runes of tits and fire.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#12
January 29, 2010, 03:27:34 PM
If this thing chases my cats I swear...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#13
January 29, 2010, 05:54:01 PM
You know what you're asking for, and who you're asking for it. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

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#14
January 30, 2010, 02:13:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on January 28, 2010, 07:58:49 PM
You need a small period stiletto. It triples as a seam ripper, an awl and a weapon.

Plus, you can pick your teeth with it.

TGRR,
Dirty Little Girl and Big, Strappingon  Mountain Man.

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