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Terrible Ideas that sound awesome

Started by Jasper, January 10, 2010, 08:52:01 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2010, 11:03:48 AM
Taking a new job closer to home thinking it is going to be awesome instead of not-awesome which it turns out to be. 

What's wrong with the new job?

The Director is a dumb-ass, unqualified hippy from Vermont.  I've asked him 4 times now to find out what my Employee ID number is so I can fill out some forms for the hospital.  Clearly he doesn't know how to work the phone or follow up, or something.  Also, it's pretty clear he doesn't really understand what it is I'm supposed to do for this grant, fortunately, the project director for the initiative does, and so I can work around him. 

I'm also fairly certain that I am going to be horribly bored in this job compared to my last one.  The workplan is anemic at best, and I'm not sure how much impact it will really have.  But, I've got a job right?  I shouldn't complain too much. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 29, 2010, 01:17:15 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 05:39:29 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 28, 2010, 11:03:48 AM
Taking a new job closer to home thinking it is going to be awesome instead of not-awesome which it turns out to be. 

What's wrong with the new job?

The Director is a dumb-ass, unqualified hippy from Vermont.  I've asked him 4 times now to find out what my Employee ID number is so I can fill out some forms for the hospital.  Clearly he doesn't know how to work the phone or follow up, or something.  Also, it's pretty clear he doesn't really understand what it is I'm supposed to do for this grant, fortunately, the project director for the initiative does, and so I can work around him. 

I'm also fairly certain that I am going to be horribly bored in this job compared to my last one.  The workplan is anemic at best, and I'm not sure how much impact it will really have.  But, I've got a job right?  I shouldn't complain too much. 

Yep.  And you can use this job to stay alive while you find something more exciting.  This is important, because in this economy, that could take a very, very long time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

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posting on pd from a public toilet.

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 29, 2010, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 29, 2010, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 29, 2010, 01:55:04 AM
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posting on pd from a public toilet.

Isn't that redundant?

:rimshot:

don't you mean re-dung-dant?

:rimshot: :rimshot:

I don't know what kind of mood urine, but that was a shitty pun.
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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

Quote from: Ratatosk on January 29, 2010, 07:57:56 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 29, 2010, 07:05:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 29, 2010, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 29, 2010, 01:55:04 AM
NEW ENTRY

posting on pd from a public toilet.

Isn't that redundant?

:rimshot:

don't you mean re-dung-dant?

:rimshot: :rimshot:

I don't know what kind of mood urine, but that was a shitty pun.

You two just wipe that smell off your faeces.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Dating.

Wait, have I already posted that in this thread?

It doesn't matter. Still a terrible idea that sounded awesome.
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