Sorry Anne Frank, and I'ma let you finish...

[Kai]

As of today I have in my possession an English translation of the TaNaKh and plan on reading it. Does that make me a jew hater?

What's a TaNaKh?

Torah, Nevi'im and Kethuvim. It's the Jewish version of the Old Testament.

How would that make you a Jew hater?

Same reason that GS is an indian killer for being an anthropologist.

Also, I kill pond kittens. That's gotta count for something.

[Cain]

Name-changing was locked, I have just now unlocked it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

GS, I care.

I care enough not to appreciate being lied to or manipulated.  But I also dress up in a clown suit and puke rainbows.

Small world.

Oh, really? I lied to and/or manipulated you? Do tell. Is this a case of "I promise not to keep tabs on you" gone wrong? Or are you gearing up for another unfreinding in which you accuse me of being a lying backstabber who threw you under the bus, because you don't like me pissing on General Stuart for pissing on my friend? Should I assume you've been keeping GS apprised of what IP I'm posting from? Or are you accusing me of lying because I did not, per his request, immediately explain to you that I am friends with EOT, or that he's at my house almost daily? Should I be keeping you apprised of when my housemate is using her computer as well? Just how much detail of my personal life do you feel I owe you?

And is it just me who can't change their username, or is it locked for everyone?

1.  It's locked for everyone, AFAIK.  I can unlock it, if you'd like. EDIT:  Looks like Cain already did.

2.  I don't care about your personal life, Nigel...That stopped in its tracks this morning.  Also, I don't "keep tabs on you", and I really don't give a fuck when or if you're on the computer.  

Protip:  When you're having a good laugh at my expense, be more careful who you laugh with.  Also, I have refrained from putting your business on the street.  I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same.  Yeah, not kidding about that.

You may now go back to dumping on GS, Suu, Faust, Hoops, me, random Jews, etc...or just doing whatever it is you do when you're not dumping on someone, if that eventuality ever occurs.

[0]

Same reason that GS is an indian killer for being an anthropologist.

Also, I kill pond kittens. That's gotta count for something.

That makes you .. hmm ... WORSE THAN 1000 Josef Mengele's! Which is half a giga hitler.

Which if I'm not mistaken means that a Josef Mengele is the equivalent of a terragoebbles.

[0]

Honestly, a lot of people on here remind me of Isaac hayes.

Make fun of any religion/race/political system you want, but when it comes to something that hits a little too close to home, Isaac picks up his ball and goes home.

[0]

well, a couple anyway.

[0]

Nigel,

Seriously, change the tampon, it'll do you a world of good. Roger didn't say shit to me about your IP address, I merely deduced that it would hit a nerve with you, and look: it did. You're not in control of your emotions and struggling to find a small part of an argument to attack, just click on "show last posts" and review your last 30 or so posts, each and every one of them is an attack on a small part of an argument that you got involved in with various people on this board that doesn't address the larger issue; it's the common denominator in all of them.

I don't care what it takes:

an enema, some alka-seltzer for that rumbly in the tumbly, I mean fuck, maybe you just need a good, prolonged poke.

I don't care, but I think a lot of people are getting annoyed at you lashing out at them and dropping steaming turds all over this board on people who are supposed to be your friends. Just stop putrifying our internet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

GS, I care.

I care enough not to appreciate being lied to or manipulated.  But I also dress up in a clown suit and puke rainbows.

Small world.

Oh, really? I lied to and/or manipulated you? Do tell. Is this a case of "I promise not to keep tabs on you" gone wrong? Or are you gearing up for another unfreinding in which you accuse me of being a lying backstabber who threw you under the bus, because you don't like me pissing on General Stuart for pissing on my friend? Should I assume you've been keeping GS apprised of what IP I'm posting from? Or are you accusing me of lying because I did not, per his request, immediately explain to you that I am friends with EOT, or that he's at my house almost daily? Should I be keeping you apprised of when my housemate is using her computer as well? Just how much detail of my personal life do you feel I owe you?

And is it just me who can't change their username, or is it locked for everyone?

1.  It's locked for everyone, AFAIK.  I can unlock it, if you'd like. EDIT:  Looks like Cain already did.

2.  I don't care about your personal life, Nigel...That stopped in its tracks this morning.  Also, I don't "keep tabs on you", and I really don't give a fuck when or if you're on the computer.  

Protip:  When you're having a good laugh at my expense, be more careful who you laugh with.  Also, I have refrained from putting your business on the street.  I'd appreciate it if you'd do the same.  Yeah, not kidding about that.

You may now go back to dumping on GS, Suu, Faust, Hoops, me, random Jews, etc...or just doing whatever it is you do when you're not dumping on someone, if that eventuality ever occurs.

What the fuck did I do this morning? And what the fuck are you talking about?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel,

Seriously, change the tampon, it'll do you a world of good. Roger didn't say shit to me about your IP address, I merely deduced that it would hit a nerve with you, and look: it did. You're not in control of your emotions and struggling to find a small part of an argument to attack, just click on "show last posts" and review your last 30 or so posts, each and every one of them is an attack on a small part of an argument that you got involved in with various people on this board that doesn't address the larger issue; it's the common denominator in all of them.

I don't care what it takes:

an enema, some alka-seltzer for that rumbly in the tumbly, I mean fuck, maybe you just need a good, prolonged poke.

I don't care, but I think a lot of people are getting annoyed at you lashing out at them and dropping steaming turds all over this board on people who are supposed to be your friends. Just stop putrifying our internet.

I don't like you, GS, and I never have.

[0]

we've never really conversed that much, and this is the internet, which makes you liking me or not (outside of the world of the internet) a moot point. I'm never going to see you in the real world, I have no reason to, and all that you know of me is how I goof around on the internet.
If you're using that as a judge of character, then you're really not a person I would take a keen interest in anyway. Long story short: no skin off my ass.

[Kai]

This thread is ridiculous. And not in a good way.

Nigel, I just want to say that from what I've seen, either you are completely unaware of your actions or you have other people living in your head doing them for you, and I'm not really sure how to interpret anything you say anymore.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We've never conversed much because I mostly ignore everything you have to say, because it's mostly unintelligent drivel.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

All I really have to add to this is that TGRR is either delusional or a liar, because he won't tell me what I supposedly lied about.

[Suu]

I'm reading this at work and laughing all 4 of my gonads off.

-suu the part cherokee, part japanese former jew former republican textile and costume historian. BRING IT.

[0]

We've never conversed much because I mostly ignore everything you have to say, because it's mostly unintelligent drivel.

That's because I save the serious stuff for the real world.