Sorry Anne Frank, and I'ma let you finish...

[Suu]

just wait til i'm home.

Oh don't pretend you've never entertained the possibilty, it's not too farfetched.
I mean
The silly facial hair
The prior mentioned love of Medieval shit
Those vacant souless eyes gleaming of . . .  philosophy?

Seriously, let's be honest here, does this look out of place?

You're dealing with the wrong enemy right now. Considering I think I may have accidentally on purpose broke up with him as he dropped me off.

Right now, the entire PD.com board can collectively come to Rhode Island and suck my invisible 13" black phallus.

wut   

Yes, and just to add fuel to the fire, I'm going to blame it on Nigel. Just because.

Now excuse me, I have an entire bottle of pills to take and I'm going to bed.

Um.  No.

TGRR,
Thinks you'll want those kidneys in the morning.   

I already had 8 Motrin since 2pm. What's another 50 more?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

just wait til i'm home.

Oh don't pretend you've never entertained the possibilty, it's not too farfetched.
I mean
The silly facial hair
The prior mentioned love of Medieval shit
Those vacant souless eyes gleaming of . . .  philosophy?

Seriously, let's be honest here, does this look out of place?

You're dealing with the wrong enemy right now. Considering I think I may have accidentally on purpose broke up with him as he dropped me off.

Right now, the entire PD.com board can collectively come to Rhode Island and suck my invisible 13" black phallus.

wut   

Yes, and just to add fuel to the fire, I'm going to blame it on Nigel. Just because.

Now excuse me, I have an entire bottle of pills to take and I'm going to bed.

Um.  No.

TGRR,
Thinks you'll want those kidneys in the morning.   

I already had 8 Motrin since 2pm. What's another 50 more?

If you don't want to blame Nigel, you can blame me.  I'm a rotten bastard, and if I'm not responsible for this, I probably did something else.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

just wait til i'm home.

Oh don't pretend you've never entertained the possibilty, it's not too farfetched.
I mean
The silly facial hair
The prior mentioned love of Medieval shit
Those vacant souless eyes gleaming of . . .  philosophy?

Seriously, let's be honest here, does this look out of place?

You're dealing with the wrong enemy right now. Considering I think I may have accidentally on purpose broke up with him as he dropped me off.

Right now, the entire PD.com board can collectively come to Rhode Island and suck my invisible 13" black phallus.

wut   

Yes, and just to add fuel to the fire, I'm going to blame it on Nigel. Just because.

Now excuse me, I have an entire bottle of pills to take and I'm going to bed.

Um.  No.

TGRR,
Thinks you'll want those kidneys in the morning.   

I already had 8 Motrin since 2pm. What's another 50 more?

Um

In order to sleep tonight, I am going to believe that you are joking. But it's not a very funny joke. So please, for fuck's sake, don't joke about it.

[Suu]

I'm sure I wouldn't be so bad if my uterus wasn't trying to jump out of my cervix while my fallopian tubes have sucked onto my small intestine for dear life right now.

But either way, I was looking forward to coming home and jumping into this thread with gusto, well, the wind is out of my sails now because I'm obviously not motivated or smart enough to have taken care of my divorce last year after the emotionally abusive immature man-boy asked me for one. And now I can't move on with my life because of it, therefore me and everyone else in my life must suffer for me.

Therefore, it seemed like the right idea to remove me from the equation temporarily until the complications are resolved, including cutting things off with GS. His parents and his sister hate me because I'm married. No matter how nice they are to me, I can tell. They never leave him alone about it. So now he can give them the peace of mind by telling them I'm out of the picture.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Jesus.  Everyone's going nuts.

Why?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm sorry.

I've said it before, but I really do think you deserve a lot better than what's going on in your life right now. And hopefully this won't make you hate me (more than you already do) but that includes GS and co.

[Suu]

Right now I think I just need my space. Space that I don't have of my own.

[0]

just wait til i'm home.

Oh don't pretend you've never entertained the possibilty, it's not too farfetched.
I mean
The silly facial hair
The prior mentioned love of Medieval shit
Those vacant souless eyes gleaming of . . .  philosophy?

Seriously, let's be honest here, does this look out of place?

You're dealing with the wrong enemy right now. Considering I think I may have accidentally on purpose broke up with him as he dropped me off.

Right now, the entire PD.com board can collectively come to Rhode Island and suck my invisible 13" black phallus.

wut   

Yes, and just to add fuel to the fire, I'm going to blame it on Nigel. Just because.

Now excuse me, I have an entire bottle of pills to take and I'm going to bed.

You can blame it on me

but you can't OD, because that would break everyone's hearts..

Fuck you Nigel, we did a lot of arguing over your stupid horseshit tonight. Thanks a fucking lot.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fuck you Nigel, we did a lot of arguing over your stupid horseshit tonight. Thanks a fucking lot.

General Stuart, I said that Suu could blame it on me, but I am not extending you the same offer because I really like Suu and feel like she has gotten seriously shafted over the last year and has some good reasons to be cranky sometimes, whereas you have been an absolute prick to my friend from day one for absolutely no reason, to the extent of (deliberately?) misconstruing his posts about Israel and accusing him of being an anti-semitic Hitler supporter. My. Friend. If you don't think that accusation reflects on me, you're even stupider than you look, and trust me, that's considerably stupid.

This is the friend who has, for the last six weeks, been basically taking care of me, doing everything for me except wipe my ass, and making sure that I'm functional, working, and more or less not suicidal. So it didn't go over so well. And you not only didn't stop after our friendship was "outed", you ramped it up, and refused to back off. And then you made disparaging comments about my race, sex, heritage, and cultural background. So, while I care very much about Suu and she can blame me as much as she wants, especially if it gives her something to laugh at for a minute or two, you can go fuck yourself with 12" of superheated copper pipe.

[0]

Fantastic, we are all highly entertained.

I've met Suu in real life, and lived with her for half a year. I've loved her more than anything else that's come before in my life.

Your knowledge of her consists of her posts on an internet message board.

Please, jump face first into a vat of hydrochloric acid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

pls not to take this the wrong way but if your in such a bad way Nigel, are you seeing anybody about it?

Just my doctor, who put me on tranquilizers. There's nothing wrong with me but stress and heartbreak, and there's nothing that can be done about that but ride it out.

[0]

pls not to take this the wrong way but if your in such a bad way Nigel, are you seeing anybody about it?

Just my doctor, who put me on tranquilizers. There's nothing wrong with me but stress and heartbreak, and there's nothing that can be done about that but ride it out.

That explains your inability to deal with anything outside of an internet message board.


My prognosis: bein' an injun.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fantastic, we are all highly entertained.

I've met Suu in real life, and lived with her for half a year. I've loved her more than anything else that's come before in my life.

Your knowledge of her consists of her posts on an internet message board.

Please, jump face first into a vat of hydrochloric acid.

You should have said hydrofluoric, it's nastier.

Welcome to heartbreak club, would you like any refreshments?

[Golden Applesauce]

This why I was confused when everybody seemed so supportive of Nigel in this thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

pls not to take this the wrong way but if your in such a bad way Nigel, are you seeing anybody about it?

Just my doctor, who put me on tranquilizers. There's nothing wrong with me but stress and heartbreak, and there's nothing that can be done about that but ride it out.

That explains your inability to deal with anything outside of an internet message board.


My prognosis: bein' an injun.

I'm dealing with it... just not well. Better than I was a month ago, though. Even though I've been hiding from it by distracting myself with said internet message board. And alcohol... too much alcohol. (Prime place to make an injun joke there, or maybe a nigger joke if you're in the mood.) But I have also been dealing with it by throwing myself into several art and writing projects, which has been amazingly helpful, and spending as much time as possible with my friends.