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Curse you, LMNO! WE HATES LMNO FOREVER!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 01, 2010, 08:31:17 PM

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hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.

So rip your eyeballs out and try again.

Can't.  Rolling the eyes a lot while strumming the uke is part of the act.  Damn them.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 01, 2010, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 01, 2010, 08:52:20 PM
Fuck this, I still don't know what I did wrong.  I've been here off and on since before 2004.  It's about time I moved on.

This is the answer I think, he wasn't chased off/beaten into submission after the old bad days of this board.

Bah!  Felix - the Felix of yesteryear - was a warrior, and he never took shit from anyone.  What happened to him during his absence is beyond me.  He came back, jeered at us for a few days, and then got mad when it inevitably happened to him.

Now we're a waste of his time, I think.  He could be out being cool, and talking down to anyone who isn't as tragically hip as he has become.

I'd prefer the old Felix, please.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on February 01, 2010, 09:24:15 PM
I've never actually heard any Taylor Swift.

In fact, I haven't actually listened to the radio for several years.  Not because I'm so OMG KEWL AND HIPSTER but because I genuinely hate the radio, and my laptop and mp3 player can hold more music, all of which I actually like, than most radio playlists.

I only come across these horrible things via Youtube, or occasionally watching a music channel on TV. 

I probably do hate her, though.  Or will do, if I ever listen to her.

You will.  I did.

And now I wish I hadn't.  You will too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.

So rip your eyeballs out and try again.

Can't.  Rolling the eyes a lot while strumming the uke is part of the act.  Damn them.

So have a hired geek roll them in his hands while you play?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:32:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:20:47 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 01, 2010, 09:19:06 PM
That's why they won't give my Tiny Tim tribute act a chance... those fuckers.

So rip your eyeballs out and try again.

Can't.  Rolling the eyes a lot while strumming the uke is part of the act.  Damn them.

So have a hired geek roll them in his hands while you play?

OOH!  Good idea!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain


Rumckle

OMG I ALMOST GOT TO SEE JUSTIN BEIBER  IN PERSON IN TORONTO!

LOL HOW AMZAZING :D

Though, at the time I had never heard of him before, and when somebody showed me his youtube video I was glad I didn't see him, but did understand why there were so many prepubescent girls lined up, screaming, holding I Heart Justin Beiber signs.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cain

I remember once almost seeing Slipknot in Paris.

I was obscenely enthusiastic, in my jeans and red t-shirt, causing all the French teen goths to give me evil looks.  Which was of course the point, since I couldn't stand them even back then.  Good times.  I had almost forgotten that.  You should've walked around saying "secret free Justin Beiber concert?  In the mall?" and seen if you could've started a riot.

Jasper

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Bah!  Felix - the Felix of yesteryear - was a warrior, and he never took shit from anyone.  What happened to him during his absence is beyond me.  He came back, jeered at us for a few days, and then got mad when it inevitably happened to him.

Warrior?  I just make jokes, old man. :lulz:

LMNO just caught me off-guard with that "8000 posts" remark.

I'm done having a hissy fit.

AFK

All I know is that Judas Priest won a Grammy, which is long over due.  They should've won one for the Painkiller album. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Taylor Swift, who I agree is lopsided looking, is just part of the scum on the stagnent pond that is what bullshit like American Idol has made of the music they play today.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Khara on February 02, 2010, 01:28:16 AM
Taylor Swift, who I agree is lopsided looking, is just part of the scum on the stagnent pond that is what bullshit like American Idol has made of the music they play today.


Just checked out her pics.

What the hell happened to her face?



She's made out of plastic.  WTF?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

Her body skin doesn't look like her face skin.  Is that normal?

Dysfunctional Cunt

I am thinking either really bad botox or she is having a serious allergic reaction to something. Problem is it doesn't go away.

Freeky

Quote from: Khara on February 02, 2010, 01:45:37 AM
I am thinking either really bad botox or she is having a serious allergic reaction to something. Problem is it doesn't go away.

Maybe its the makeup she uses. But she's a tard and won't switch? :?