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Started by the last yatto, February 01, 2010, 11:43:25 PM

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the last yatto

February 01, 2010, 11:43:25 PM Last Edit: April 14, 2010, 09:12:28 PM by Pēleus
theme: fear of, phobia

not really things your scared of but society as a whole?
monsters spiders end of the world, emo poems about being alone...
BIP ARTICLES ?



ETA: DONE
high res print http://ifile.it/4dn0rlt/nine.pdf
low res final http://ifile.it/0fa7zt8/nine.pdf
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Triple Zero

#1
February 02, 2010, 12:30:52 AM
An irrational fear of discordian quasi-periodicals?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

the last yatto

#2
February 02, 2010, 12:45:09 AM Last Edit: February 02, 2010, 12:46:46 AM by Yatto
sounds nice 000
maybe you can interview roger...


possible cover :lulz:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#3
February 02, 2010, 12:58:21 AM
copyright and credits tab transpernt like text over the top of this

Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on January 28, 2010, 01:25:46 AM
Here is a pattern that should be included in your magazine:

http://www.kelbournewoolens.com/giveahoot.html

It is for owl mittens.
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#4
February 02, 2010, 03:43:14 PM
I can submit an article about my irrational fear of dogs.

If somebody is afraid of cats, we might benefit from doing a double-article on facing pages. Cats or clowns.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
February 02, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
I have an irrational fear of telephones.

Also, an irrational fear of being in front of my house when someone passes by. This last, however, is probably the result of growing up with drive-by shootings so it may not be all that irrational.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#6
February 02, 2010, 09:58:35 PM
I have an irrational fear of people knocking on my door, or ringing my doorbell.  I believe it stemmed from my mother, who was also the same way.  She would have us turn the stereo or tv down, and she would watch from a window until they left.  I have no idea where her fear came from.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

the last yatto

#7
February 03, 2010, 09:37:00 AM


and yes i have permission from the artist*, and the model used for the cover in above post.

*just have to ask my friend, said it was ok for a tattoo
a free magizine isnt that much more of a leap...
tho he might only say no if it might get him in trouble
you know with WB and their recent movie

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

President Television

#8
February 08, 2010, 03:18:49 AM
I have a terrible poem to contribute about my fear of people as a collective. I might also write something new. How do I contribute?

EDIT: Also that cover is badass.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

#9
February 08, 2010, 04:29:43 AM
I have a fear of doing telephone work ina professional way (like at work).

Also; the dark, toilets, garbage and dumpsters, being alone for long periods of time, especially at night.

Nast

#10
February 08, 2010, 05:51:10 AM
Like others, telephones. But I think that is part of a larger fear of confronting/talking to people and making an ass out of myself. I'm working on it.

Also, fear of heights, open ocean, and UFOs.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#11
February 08, 2010, 02:45:42 PM
If I have time, I can write something about the downside of magic (in other words, how using self-delusion to hack your mind tends to make you afraid of things you know aren't real, and how horror films are cuing into this).


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Jenne

#12
February 09, 2010, 07:44:22 PM
I have a lot of irrational fears: 1) answering the door 2) meeting people I know while out in public, like shopping 3) being raped and murdered while my kids are raped and murdered, in our home 4) dying on the highway in a car crash

(shit, I'm one fucked up dudette :lulz:)

...luckily, I don't let any of these fears keep me from doing what I want to do.

Doktor Howl

#13
February 09, 2010, 07:45:46 PM
I have a fear of boredom.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#14
February 09, 2010, 07:45:52 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 09, 2010, 07:44:22 PM
I have a lot of irrational fears: 1) answering the door 2) meeting people I know while out in public, like shopping 3) being raped and murdered while my kids are raped and murdered, in our home 4) dying on the highway in a car crash



Well, there goes my Friday night...
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