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Started by the last yatto, February 01, 2010, 11:43:25 PM

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Dimocritus

#60
March 13, 2010, 04:41:13 PM
What's the status on this issue?

WHAT'S THE HOLD UP, MAN!

No, but srsrly. How's things coming along? Anything you might need help with?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

the last yatto

#61
March 13, 2010, 09:21:57 PM
think lmno is the last piece if i want to keep the page number small.
just need to get some public domain images to match the articles
so its not just a big block of text
but a cute picture like a rock in the middle of a river

might upload another preview pdf once everything is pasted together

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#63
March 14, 2010, 05:03:01 AM Last Edit: March 14, 2010, 05:08:33 AM by Pēleus
i like fear of being touched...
Shanghai is pretty intimidating

but ill probally use
http://www.flickr.com/photos/evert-jan/314349264/
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#64
March 16, 2010, 10:01:08 AM
not sure to include this...

Quote from: Triple Zero on April 07, 2009, 09:24:17 PM
Yatto Dobbs waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were virgins in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to The Mgt were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Yatto was a Prison Bitch for fifty posts. When he was young he watched the internets and he said to dad "I want to be on the internets daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY HIMEOBS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the internet forum base of PD he knew there were virgins.
"This is Faust" the radio crackered. "You must fight the virgins!"
So Yatto gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the virgins
"I will shoot at him" said the cybervirgin and he fired the rocket missiles. Yatto plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the virgins" he shouted
The radio said "No, Yatto. You are the virgins"
And then Yatto was enlightened.

probally near the other pd block
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Triple Zero

#65
March 16, 2010, 02:20:12 PM
:lulz: use it if you want, it's not like I wrote most of it anyway :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#66
March 16, 2010, 02:39:16 PM

the last yatto

#67
March 16, 2010, 11:14:32 PM
well i got my wall of text so it feels like a magazine...
suggestion of picture to go with your story cram?


i thinking a rodent at the beginning and a judge gavel at the end
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#68
March 18, 2010, 09:09:11 PM
i give up being able to have a whole day for just this,
i tried it a few times to finish it... and things always come up
so instead im doing it in hour shifts...
depending on how much time i have friday, the issue should be out before the week is over.

heres enki's pieces, might ditch the second one... looks good as a flyer tho


and im thinking the first one needs to have the first paragraph dropped down...
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Triple Zero

#69
March 20, 2010, 12:01:17 PM
Um I can't read those, if I zoom in they stay blocky?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#70
March 20, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
They're posted earlier in the thread, too. The jabberwocky modification and "WUMPUS", I think.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

the last yatto

#71
March 20, 2010, 07:52:06 PM
yeah its only 50% preview.. i did some detailed ones eariler and no one seemed to notice or care
i rearanged the back page too, moved the minotaurs maze there, cause i didnt want to have to turn it sideways
and looks great next to the bees, nigel hovering over a bunch of dolls and user's quote


enki, can you modify your jabberwocky, one paragraph down...
or i can attempt some cut and paste using a new image in the bg HEHE

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#72
March 20, 2010, 07:54:58 PM Last Edit: March 20, 2010, 08:02:33 PM by Pēleus
LMNO piece having trouble how to frame it,
for cram's jury of peers i found a public domain pictures of a gavel and a court house that should frame it nicely
and might move names near their creations and make the copyleft sheet, ie second page, into something a bit more weird  :lulz:

ZALGO looks great with "jumping guy" and smily

the text for wumpus is a few pages back
i like it but i was hoping to make it 9 pages, 11 if you count cover and back page...
meaning i have four pages left to fill or five if i drop this piece...

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on March 02, 2010, 02:05:35 AM
Another submission: "WUMPUS"
Quote
I SMELL A WUMPUS!
I FEEL A DRAFT
YOU ARE IN ROOM 3
TUNNELS LEAD TO 2 4 12

The sweat drips down my brow, the draft from the nearby pits not calming me. I'm down to my last crooked arrow.

Shoot, or move?

The stench of the wumpus is overpowering. I had been attacked by bats three times already on this hunt. I had wasted my arrows on ghosts. Coming to this cave initially in the hope of feeding my family, my goal is now to stay alive.

Shoot or move?

I shoot, and I have one shot. If it misses, I'm as good as dead.

I could go back from whence I came. I think that was tunnel two. But, they all look alike, and I certainly can't get home now that the bats have made me lose my sense of direction. If I'm right, either tunnel four or tunnel twelve contains the bottomless pit -- and the other contains the wumpus. If I'm wrong, or if the bats are migrating again, turning back could be just as immediately fatal.

Shoot or move?

Regardless of my choice, my chances are slim. "Wait until you see those bats," they sneered in the village. A fool, I ignored them. In the dark dry warmth of the wumpus caves, I could not survive long indecisively -- the only creature who lives here is the wumpus, outside of the bats which are hardly edible and impossible to catch. I might succumb to dehydration first, the geothermal heat dessicating my body and serving as a warning for the likes of me, foolish boys who know not the wily ways of the wumpus caves.

Shoot or move?

I draw my last arrow, choosing tunnel four. I hear a clunk -- I shot into the pit.

Fleeing to the second tunnel, I feel a sudden sense of dread -- but too late. I come face to face with a grue.





back to important things...  :oops:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#73
March 20, 2010, 08:09:05 PM Last Edit: March 20, 2010, 08:12:37 PM by Pēleus

Quote from: PeregrineBF on February 17, 2010, 06:35:23 AM
I have a fear of making telephone calls. No problem receiving them, no problem making them on behalf of someone else, I just hate calling people on my own. To the point that if I have to make a bunch of calls in a row I'll get some heart palpitations and irregular breathing. That is annoying, since I generally have excellent concious control over my heart and breathing rates.

Same thing with spiders. Even pictures thereof. Unlike telephones I tend to burn the spiders. Or flash-freeze them. Or give them an informative lesson on what half a million volts feels like. Which generally leads to burning.

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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#74
March 20, 2010, 08:22:08 PM


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.
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