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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 02, 2010, 06:53:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 02, 2010, 06:53:09 PM
Okay, so I'm talking to filthy assistant, and he's suddenly dead.  He's talking to me, and maggots are falling out of his mouth.  My own personal zombiepocalypse.  I recognized at the time that it wasn't real, and blinked really hard, and things went back to normal. 

This is obviously a result of enormous stress, and not enough sleep, because it was more like a dream-state than a vivid peyote-esque hallucination.

But still, I need to go to the doctor...because there has to be a combination of pills that will let me see this shit full time.

TGRR,
Liked Filthy Assistant more that way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#1
February 02, 2010, 07:05:23 PM
um, Crap.   :horrormirth:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 02, 2010, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 02, 2010, 07:05:23 PM
um, Crap.   :horrormirth:

WISHFUL THINKING IS WISHFUL.   :lulz:

TGRR,
Needs more sleep.  And a vacation.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
February 02, 2010, 09:56:04 PM
That's fairly awesome!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

NotPublished

#4
February 02, 2010, 09:57:51 PM
Coooooool.

Next time imagine his face going up in flames and his face is slowly melting off - then all thats left is a flaming skull
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 02, 2010, 10:08:12 PM
With any luck at all, this will start happening in the morning meeting.

Beats the fuck out of panic attacks, anyway.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

NotPublished

#6
February 02, 2010, 10:11:17 PM
I hope you do feel better soon anyhow

(without losing the ability to Hallucinate though :))
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 02, 2010, 10:16:23 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on February 02, 2010, 10:11:17 PM
I hope you do feel better soon anyhow

(without losing the ability to Hallucinate though :))

So far, it's a one-off.  I called my doctor and he's wanting to jam more pills down my throat...but that isn't what I need.  What I need is to push this plant, this whole city, off a cliff and watch it burn.

I fucking hate this place.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#8
February 02, 2010, 10:34:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 02, 2010, 10:08:12 PM
Beats the fuck out of panic attacks, anyway.

Well that is one way of looking at the bright side :)

Glad to hear you're okay though.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

-Kel-

#9
February 02, 2010, 10:42:40 PM
 :x

im all for zombies, but that's not good. definitely time for a vacation.

feel better

Dysfunctional Cunt

#10
February 03, 2010, 01:55:36 AM
Damn Roger get the hell out of there for a bit.  You seriously need some time off far enough away so they can't call you back for the latest emergency.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 03, 2010, 02:25:50 AM
Quote from: Khara on February 03, 2010, 01:55:36 AM
Damn Roger get the hell out of there for a bit.  You seriously need some time off far enough away so they can't call you back for the latest emergency.



HAR!

These are the people that called me in the cardiac ward to ask a technical question last spring.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#12
February 03, 2010, 02:27:56 AM
 :lulz: to the zombie bit and also :x

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
February 03, 2010, 02:29:48 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 03, 2010, 02:27:56 AM
:lulz: to the zombie bit and also :x

The doc says it was a "temporary fugue state", and not an actual hallucination, and yes, this is another stress out thingie.

But the panic attacks have stopped, and - given the choice - I'd rather deal with zombies in my office.

ETA:  I just looked that up, and my doctor is a quack.

TGRR,
Hasn't forgotten who he is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#14
February 03, 2010, 02:32:55 AM
....





:horrormirth:
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