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We should just skip February, Nigel.

Started by Suu, February 02, 2010, 10:02:55 PM

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ThatGreenGentleman

#15
February 03, 2010, 03:21:40 AM
But they're TOO pink... They scare me with their "Let's save the rain forest!" crap, and they have HEARTS coming off of them, it makes my rage feel threatened.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
February 03, 2010, 03:22:51 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:21:40 AM
But they're TOO pink... They scare me with their "Let's save the rain forest!" crap, and they have HEARTS coming off of them, it makes my rage feel threatened.

Then get mad about it.  Rage is a renewable resource.  Like stupidity.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ThatGreenGentleman

#17
February 03, 2010, 03:26:39 AM
I would, but if I did get super angry at school, the "school officials" would send me to the school therapist Ms. Nasta, and she really makes me angry, cause she can never keep her mouth shut, and I mean NEVER.  :x
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
February 03, 2010, 03:28:17 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:26:39 AM
I would, but if I did get super angry at school, the "school officials" would send me to the school therapist Ms. Nasta, and she really makes me angry, cause she can never keep her mouth shut, and I mean NEVER.  :x

You have to learn to say what these people want to hear, and then deal with the people who ratted you out later.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#19
February 03, 2010, 03:31:18 AM
I broke a kids jaw in middle school to get my point across once. I'm sure it'll work for you too.


...He's dead now. I had nothing to do with it though.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

ThatGreenGentleman

#20
February 03, 2010, 03:31:27 AM
Well I KNOW that. The thing about Ms. Nasta is once she opens her mouth, it's like a run on sentence that seems to never ever end. I'd rather be stalked by Santa then have her talking forever.  :x
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
February 03, 2010, 03:31:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2010, 03:31:18 AM
I broke a kids jaw in middle school to get my point across once. I'm sure it'll work for you too.


...He's dead now. I had nothing to do with it though.

Of course.  *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
February 03, 2010, 03:32:36 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:31:27 AM
Well I KNOW that. The thing about Ms. Nasta is once she opens her mouth, it's like a run on sentence that seems to never ever end. I'd rather be stalked by Santa then have her talking forever.  :x

You sure?  Santa is a creepy old bastard.  He lives under the bridge on Stone Avenue when he isn't whoring for change at Walmart.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ThatGreenGentleman

#23
February 03, 2010, 03:36:18 AM
Ms. Nasta is much worse. I remember in sixth grade I drew a picture on the back of a test cuz I got bored, then Mrs. Cook showed Ms. Nasta the picture, and then Ms. Nasta had me go to her office, never stopped talking until two class periods later. I left in English, and came back for Science. That's how long her sentence was, I was surprised she didn't stop for air.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Freeky

#24
February 03, 2010, 03:37:17 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:36:18 AM
Ms. Nasta is much worse. I remember in sixth grade I drew a picture on the back of a test cuz I got bored, then Mrs. Cook showed Ms. Nasta the picture, and then Ms. Nasta had me go to her office, never stopped talking until two class periods later. I left in English, and came back for Science. That's how long her sentence was, I was surprised she didn't stop for air.

What was the picture?

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
February 03, 2010, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:36:18 AM
Ms. Nasta is much worse. I remember in sixth grade I drew a picture on the back of a test cuz I got bored, then Mrs. Cook showed Ms. Nasta the picture, and then Ms. Nasta had me go to her office, never stopped talking until two class periods later. I left in English, and came back for Science. That's how long her sentence was, I was surprised she didn't stop for air.

Was that one of your "special pictures"?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ThatGreenGentleman

#26
February 03, 2010, 03:41:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:36:18 AM
Ms. Nasta is much worse. I remember in sixth grade I drew a picture on the back of a test cuz I got bored, then Mrs. Cook showed Ms. Nasta the picture, and then Ms. Nasta had me go to her office, never stopped talking until two class periods later. I left in English, and came back for Science. That's how long her sentence was, I was surprised she didn't stop for air.

Was that one of your "special pictures"?



No, they were just doodles, you know, stick figures. They weren't even doing anything.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Suu

#27
February 03, 2010, 03:41:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:31:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2010, 03:31:18 AM
I broke a kids jaw in middle school to get my point across once. I'm sure it'll work for you too.


...He's dead now. I had nothing to do with it though.

Of course.  *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

No really, he got drunk off his gourd during summer vacation between 11th and 12th grade and fell off a decommissioned bridge that spans Tampa Bay. When they found his bloated body tangled in mangroves 3 days later with a BAC of 10%, they called it a tragedy.


...Let me recap.

Asshole got his jaw broke in 3 places by my fucking heel in 7th grade for taking my purse.
Asshole rips one of my friends' stuffed animals that she got for her b-day in half in 11th grade, I follow him around campus until he runs like a bitch away from me.
Asshole, at the age of 17, drinks enough to bring his blood alcohol content to fucking 10% and then decides to walk across a bridge that was barricaded off while it was being fixed and falls through a hole into the channel of Tampa Bay at night.
His death was a "tragedy".

 :horrormirth:

No really, I laughed. I laughed so fucking hard my parents made me go to my room.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
February 03, 2010, 03:44:59 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 03, 2010, 03:41:16 AM
No really, he got drunk off his gourd during summer vacation between 11th and 12th grade and fell off a decommissioned bridge that spans Tampa Bay. When they found his bloated body tangled in mangroves 3 days later with a BAC of 10%, they called it a tragedy.

I call it "Darwin".

You were right to laugh.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
February 03, 2010, 03:47:17 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:41:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 03, 2010, 03:36:18 AM
Ms. Nasta is much worse. I remember in sixth grade I drew a picture on the back of a test cuz I got bored, then Mrs. Cook showed Ms. Nasta the picture, and then Ms. Nasta had me go to her office, never stopped talking until two class periods later. I left in English, and came back for Science. That's how long her sentence was, I was surprised she didn't stop for air.

Was that one of your "special pictures"?



No, they were just doodles, you know, stick figures. They weren't even doing anything.

Because they were dead, right?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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