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Started by 0, February 03, 2010, 02:09:22 AM

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February 03, 2010, 02:09:22 AM Last Edit: February 03, 2010, 01:40:33 PM by General Stuart


Well Jimmy, looks like you really dropped the ball on this one here. You are so very inept that the fruitpie in THE FUCKING WAISTECOAT, CAPE, AND BOAT SHOES (FOR CHRIST SAKE, BOAT SHOES!) has you chained up and grabbed by the scruff of your pimply neck. Aren't you a little too old to be rouged and freckled like HOWDY-FUKKIN-DOODY?!

You let Batman turn into Orson Welles, obviously, good job on that one needle dick. Apparently your inability to do anything but mince about and cower under Clark Kent's cape has caused him to become a facist. Looks like you're being sold as a blue light special over at TJ's Zay-Mart. You know what? you'd think they would have killed you off long before this, but no, they let you continue, blundering through life in Metropolis and only providing us with a reminder of why without the Fonz around, the town would have turned on poor little Richie Cunningham and LYNCHED HIM.

You're not just weak, you're commie weak.

fuck off pinko.

Better dead than red.

East Coast Hustle

#1
February 03, 2010, 08:17:26 AM
This is the correct gingercycle.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 03, 2010, 03:23:11 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on February 03, 2010, 02:09:22 AM
you'd think they would have killed you off long before this, but no, they let you continue, blundering through life in Metropolis and only providing us with a reminder of why without the Fonz around, the town would have turned on poor little Richie Cunningham and LYNCHED HIM.

This line made my morning.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#3
February 03, 2010, 03:54:53 PM
BEAST.  THREAD.  EVAR.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jenne

#4
February 03, 2010, 05:01:11 PM
Mmm...fruitpie.  Also, GREAT op, though I almost feel sorry for poor ol' Jimmy, wasteoid he may be.  Batdude looks fucking aweful in that beard, too.

Hangshai

#5
February 03, 2010, 05:33:17 PM
 :lulz:
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hooplala

#6
February 03, 2010, 05:36:45 PM
I just noticed the title of the issue. 

:horrormirth:

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Suu

#7
February 03, 2010, 05:37:47 PM
Yes. Planet of the Capes.

I nearly cried myself.
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Hangshai

#8
February 03, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Wow, and thats issue 117.  One a month means that comic ran for about 10 years!?!?!? I wonder if any of the other issues are as great as this one?
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#9
February 03, 2010, 06:33:34 PM
They are.  Superdickery has a bunch of 'Superman's Pal' issue covers on it.  There's even a drinking game.
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hooplala

#10
February 03, 2010, 06:35:17 PM
No fucking wonder Marvel was liked so much more in the 60's...  Marvel is doing  issues like "The Death of Gwen Stacy", and DC is doing this bullshit.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

0

#11
February 03, 2010, 07:43:07 PM


NEVER TRUST A COMMIE!

Yes, that's right, look at Jimmy now. Some fucking pal. He's back, and he brought his comrades.  Should have killed Jimmy when you had the chance, like when you caught him in the water closet of the Daily Planet fapping his brains out to "Chicks with Dicks Monthly". A high price to pay for believing that this human sweatervest could ever do anything but ruin everybody's day by uttering moronic parlances such as "swell" or "golly".

We all know the Ayatollah had him on his payroll, and now that Superman heard the tune, it's time to pay the fiddler.

0

#12
February 03, 2010, 07:43:53 PM
Hold on a sec...WHIZ WAGON?

wtf

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
February 03, 2010, 07:47:05 PM
Why did Superman hover right in front of that ramp, and what happens to the motorcycles after they hit Superman?

Poor Hell's Angels.  :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

-Kel-

#14
February 03, 2010, 07:50:04 PM
the cover of that made me think that has "gay slave business man hero fetish" all over it.
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