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Slanket's real face?!
« on: February 03, 2010, 03:31:59 am »
I have found out what Slanket the Destroyer really looks like! No wonder "he" didn't want to put up "his" pics...

The jig is up, Slanket. Or should I say.......








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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 07:14:27 pm »
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?

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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 07:16:25 pm »
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?

I think she was banking on that.
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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 08:07:30 pm »
Well, I know I was.


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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 11:13:20 pm »
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?

Really?! That's amazing!  :lulz:
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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2010, 11:15:56 pm »
Annabelle :o
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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2010, 11:37:22 pm »
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?




Mistress Freeky,
Totally asking for it.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 05:43:25 pm »
You should not have done that.

Did you know that I can unhinge my jaw and devour an entire human body?




Mistress Freeky,
Totally asking for it.

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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 05:44:58 pm »
What, like this?

If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 06:06:07 pm »
That cat is more hardcore than I will ever be.

And don't EVER test Annabelle.  She took the SAT's at age 5 for kicks, and skinned a juggalo when he wouldn't lend her a #2 pencil.
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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 06:14:22 pm »
I know I shouldn't but I'm feeling masochistic.

Wait a minute... This sounds familiar... Something to do with "Crammed your gram..."


Oh well, it's probably my imagination. :mrgreen:
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As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 09:01:57 pm »
That cat is more hardcore than I will ever be.

And don't EVER test Annabelle.  She took the SAT's at age 5 for kicks, and skinned a juggalo when he wouldn't lend her a #2 pencil.

True story.

An interesting side note to that story: I used a pencil sharpener to do it.

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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2010, 09:05:08 pm »
Ow.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 11:56:16 pm »
That cat is more hardcore than I will ever be.

And don't EVER test Annabelle.  She took the SAT's at age 5 for kicks, and skinned a juggalo when he wouldn't lend her a #2 pencil.

True story.

An interesting side note to that story: I used a pencil sharpener to do it.

That must take some skills...
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Re: Slanket's real face?!
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2010, 03:14:24 am »
This "Annabelle" thing has to be some cultural reference that I am totally out of the loop on, or  :?
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