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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 03, 2010, 09:14:20 PM

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hooplala

#1
February 03, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
This world has been a pedophile's dream ever since the Spice Girls debuted.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Salty

#2
February 03, 2010, 09:19:48 PM
Thank christ I have two boys.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cramulus

#3
February 03, 2010, 09:21:22 PM
you remember how the Ancient Greeks thought that love between an adult man and a young boy was heavenly, proper, and awesome?




yeah nobody else in history thought that was cool

Salty

#4
February 03, 2010, 09:23:49 PM
Oscar Wilde?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
February 03, 2010, 09:47:50 PM
Apocalypse.  :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysfunctional Cunt

#6
February 03, 2010, 11:38:45 PM
It's not the children it's the parents.  Y'all have seen my daughter. She is 10 and looks a lot older. It's MY job to make sure she dresses like a 10 year old.

Freeky

#7
February 03, 2010, 11:44:10 PM
That whole article is "HAHAABJECTION!"

Reginald Ret

#8
February 04, 2010, 12:52:10 AM
Quote from: Khara on February 03, 2010, 11:38:45 PM
It's not the children it's the parents.  Y'all have seen my daughter. She is 10 and looks a lot older. It's MY job to make sure she dresses like a 10 year old.


This.

Also,
I give up.
wake me when reality stops being like this.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Iason Ouabache

#9
February 04, 2010, 12:57:36 AM
:weary: WTF, man? Just, WTF?
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Cainad (dec.)

#10
February 04, 2010, 01:09:17 AM
The only thing Warren Ellis got wrong in Transmetropolitan was putting the setting Twenty Minutes Into the Future, instead of right now.

ThatGreenGentleman

#11
February 04, 2010, 01:31:34 AM
Wow... I'm pretty sure nine-year-old's aren't supposed to have lingerie lines, and they aren't supposed to dress like celebrities in their 40's either. Reality creeps me out.  :x
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Wizard

#12
February 04, 2010, 02:21:31 AM
Goddammit. Pedophilia is the new fucking black. Godammit.  :vom:

Quotewake me when reality stops being like this.

Agreed.
Insanity we trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
February 04, 2010, 03:04:44 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#14
February 04, 2010, 03:16:38 AM
Har.  That's as great as baby high heels...



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