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Started by Suu, February 04, 2010, 06:22:56 PM

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Jenne

Yeah, there's a definite odd feeling to a grocery store at midnight.  It's also the creepy hour when a lot of parking lot attacks and cash register robberies happen.  But I rarely do it alone, so...(usu on a beer/ciggie run).

hooplala

Kentucky has 24 hour firework emporiums.  Along the highway.

Just imagine being in there at 3 in the morning.
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Jenne

'Twould be a kickass thing to say you did for a living, though.

"What do you do?"

"Work the swing shift at a fireworks emporium."

Triple Zero

Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:50:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

That sucks, all the way around.  :(  And yeah, call her fucking bluff.  Exercise is bad for you before bed--didn't anyone tell her that?

yoga does not necessarily involve exercise, btw.

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Quote from: EoC on February 04, 2010, 09:22:42 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 04, 2010, 09:06:53 PM
Well, who wouldn't?

Srsly though, when my insomniac tendencies are really bad, its very annoying that I cannot at least do something useful, like my shopping, while I'm awake.

24 hour supermarkets are among the greatest places in the world.  You see the strangest people shopping at 1 in the morning and there's a pervasive feeling of loneliness haunting you throughout the store.  At the same time you feel paradoxically more connected with the weirdos who are out there with you.  Everyone seems to feel the need to have some excuse to be there at that hour instead of a regular one, as though they were caught shopping in the adult section of the video store.

If one was around my area I would do all my shopping when I got off work at 11pm.

I used to love drunk 2am shopping at Food4Less. Man.
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Jenne

Quote from: Triple Zero on February 04, 2010, 11:17:26 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:50:32 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 04, 2010, 07:39:14 PM
Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

That sucks, all the way around.  :(  And yeah, call her fucking bluff.  Exercise is bad for you before bed--didn't anyone tell her that?

yoga does not necessarily involve exercise, btw.

/OT

Does when I do it.  But yeah, some do it for the "reset" or wevertf it's called.

Suu

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Gonna have to have surgery soon though, because the only reason I bleed so much is because of fibroids. Got to have that thing yarded out of me.
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Quote from: Hoopla on February 04, 2010, 11:05:14 PM
Kentucky has 24 hour firework emporiums.  Along the highway.

Just imagine being in there at 3 in the morning.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

I have to do everything late at night or on sat and sun cause I work second shift.
You wanna see some weird shit? Go to a Wal Mart in Orlando at 4:30 in the am.
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GOD I hate that place. I HATE it!!

I like Target though, comparatively.
PS- I hate shopping.

I'm just rambling now cause I;m tired

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Freeky

I'm usually asleep between 3-5. Not always though.

Jenne

...I am only a nightowl when I'm partying.  And then I can still go till daybreak.  I'm sure I'm shortening my lifespan considerably by doing so, but sometimes I just need to see the dawn while in my 3rd round of a drunk, still going on and on about something inane an silly...last time I did that, my cousins ended up doing a Hubba Bubba contest to see how many they could fit in their mouths and still chew.

ETA:  this was New Year's Eve...

Freeky


Jenne

IT was.  I get into trouble around my cousins.  Last time they were here I didn't stay up till dawn, but I did think I was so mighty that I could drink a raw egg--so I cracked one into a small glass of carrot juice and downed it.  They spent the rest of the night thinking I'd puke at any moment.

And well, luckily enough, I didn't.