In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

I think that the same will go for you, as well.

Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder.  Or newer.  I would have, but my brain is compromised.

YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking.  In public.

[Doktor Howl]

I better not have to miss this Friday.... 

I don't see why you should, but there's no game this Saturday.  Or at least there probably won't be one.  Not sure yet.

[.]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

I think that the same will go for you, as well.

Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder.  Or newer.  I would have, but my brain is compromised.

YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking.  In public.

No smoking?! 

Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. 

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

I think that the same will go for you, as well.

Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder.  Or newer.  I would have, but my brain is compromised.

YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking.  In public.

No smoking?! 

Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. 

You wouldn't.

[.]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

I think that the same will go for you, as well.

Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder.  Or newer.  I would have, but my brain is compromised.

YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking.  In public.

No smoking?! 

Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. 

You wouldn't.

Oh, I would. 

[LMNO]

I realize that KYFMS rule has to take effect at some point, but at least a part of all this needs to be documented.


FOR SCIENCE!

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

I think that the same will go for you, as well.

Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder.  Or newer.  I would have, but my brain is compromised.

YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking.  In public.

No smoking?! 

Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. 

You wouldn't.

Oh, I would. 

Well, okay, but we still have to place our bets.

By the way, would you like me to buy more vodka this week?  It will help you concentrate while you figure the odds.

[Doktor Howl]

I realize that KYFMS rule has to take effect at some point, but at least a part of all this needs to be documented.


FOR SCIENCE!

Sure.  We can work up a "parody" handbook.

[Freeky]

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

[Doktor Howl]

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?

Ho ho!

[LMNO]

Suggestion from the peanut gallery:   Body glitter on the face and head.

[Doktor Howl]

Suggestion from the peanut gallery:   Body glitter on the face and head.

Well, there's no point half-assing it, right? 

I mean, if you're going to force people to fight for your amusement, you might as well go whole-hog on the betting.

[Freeky]

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?

Ho ho!

Uhhh... Maybe...

[.]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

I think that the same will go for you, as well.

Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder.  Or newer.  I would have, but my brain is compromised.

YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking.  In public.

No smoking?! 

Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. 

You wouldn't.

Oh, I would. 

Well, okay, but we still have to place our bets.

By the way, would you like me to buy more vodka this week?  It will help you concentrate while you figure the odds.

So I can vomit in the fire pit again?

[.]

Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it.

Mwuahaha. I do have the arm socks.

LMNO: Body glitter is a must. And yes... I have some.