In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

[.]

This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.

Ask Nurse Mayhem.  She puts up with my shit a few days a week.  She'll know what to do.

I welcome it.  Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.

I need to be on your roof tonight.  I need to test the gizmo.

Test it on those obnoxious passers by. You know the ones we always yell obscenities at. See if it reaches Circle K. Your gun certainly did.

[Doktor Howl]

This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.

Ask Nurse Mayhem.  She puts up with my shit a few days a week.  She'll know what to do.

I welcome it.   Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.

I need to be on your roof tonight.  I need to test the gizmo.

Test it on those obnoxious passers by. You know the ones we always yell obscenities at. See if it reaches Circle K. Your gun certainly did.

The other gizmo.  The shiny happy shit yourself beam won't be ready for a bit.

And the gun thing wasn't my fault.  The light from the sign was obscuring my view of the IHOP parking lot, and I doubt they'd have turned it off if I asked.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

[Remington]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

[.]

This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.

Ask Nurse Mayhem.  She puts up with my shit a few days a week.  She'll know what to do.

I welcome it.   Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.

I need to be on your roof tonight.  I need to test the gizmo.

Test it on those obnoxious passers by. You know the ones we always yell obscenities at. See if it reaches Circle K. Your gun certainly did.

The other gizmo.  The shiny happy shit yourself beam won't be ready for a bit.

And the gun thing wasn't my fault.  The light from the sign was obscuring my view of the IHOP parking lot, and I doubt they'd have turned it off if I asked.

So you decided you would get on my roof and shoot it out, eh? Well, I figure they wouldn't have turned it out even if you asked nicely.

[.]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

[Doktor Howl]

So you decided you would get on my roof and shoot it out, eh? Well, I figure they wouldn't have turned it out even if you asked nicely.

That wasn't me, and I keep an expensive lawyer who will prove it.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.

Tell them that the loser has to fight me.  Or, hell, let's go overboard and say the loser has to fight you.

That ought to give them some incentive.

[.]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

[.]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.

Tell them that the loser has to fight me.  Or, hell, let's go overboard and say the loser has to fight you.

That ought to give them some incentive.

I'm sure that will make them not want to fight.

[.]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

Only one way to find out.

This is the correct answer.  

Nurse, we need to arrange this.  Bets will be placed this Friday.

I will arrange that for you, Doktor.  

Righteo.  Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties.  For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag.  I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.

I think that the same will go for you, as well.

[Freeky]

I better not have to miss this Friday.... 

[Doktor Howl]

Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?

That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.

Tell them that the loser has to fight me.  Or, hell, let's go overboard and say the loser has to fight you.

That ought to give them some incentive.

I'm sure that will make them not want to fight.

If they refuse, then it's you and me versus them in a BATTLE ROYALE TO THE FINISH!

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

Get your tickets NOW, folks, for the butt-stompin', ass-kicking, eye-gouging, knock-down, drag-out wrasslin' event of THE CENTURY!