Peedy Tarot Deck

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Could one of the suits be Dildoes?

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Wands?

[Salty]

Oh yeah. I like that. Wands=Dildoes.

Maybe we should do some polls.

That would make Cramulus King of Dildoes. 

[Salty]

Sure. That makes sense. But for the purpose of our deck here, our finished product we should agree to a single set of names.

And Cain did call the knight of swords.

In the Thoth deck (as I know you already know since you have one) Knight is the equivalent of King, that's why I didin't consider Knight and prince to be equivalent.

That wasn't meant to be a dig at you. I was just trying to clarify.

[BabylonHoruv]

Sure. That makes sense. But for the purpose of our deck here, our finished product we should agree to a single set of names.

And Cain did call the knight of swords.

In the Thoth deck (as I know you already know since you have one) Knight is the equivalent of King, that's why I didin't consider Knight and prince to be equivalent.

That wasn't meant to be a dig at you. I was just trying to clarify.

Wasn't taking offense, just also clarifying.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh yeah. I like that. Wands=Dildoes.

Maybe we should do some polls.

That would make Cramulus King of Dildoes. 

[Salty]

What could we potentially use for other suits?

Mustaches = Swords?

This would work well with the Justice card so far.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What could we potentially use for other suits?

Mustaches = Swords?

This would work well with the Justice card so far.

Moustaches would have a hard time as Swords, I think... but would make an excellent Cups suit. Also then 000's card would have a MOUSTACHE WITH A FISH IN IT OH HOLY SHIT.

[Salty]

Eh...awkward...Nast had page of cups before 000.

000 seems to really want it...

I think what follows is obvious to everyone.
Nast and 000 must either:

A) Fight to the DEATH.
B) Graciously give the other his card.

Now, I don't want to seem presumptuous, but I think Nast would make a good Queen of Wands Dildoes.

[Salty]

What could we potentially use for other suits?

Mustaches = Swords?

This would work well with the Justice card so far.

Moustaches would have a hard time as Swords, I think... but would make an excellent Cups suit. Also then 000's card would have a MOUSTACHE WITH A FISH IN IT OH HOLY SHIT.

I don't care what happens with this deck as long as that happens somewhere.

[Salty]

Wait. We're adding a face card.

Problem solved.

ETA: Perhaps kallisti should be the 5th court/face card.

[Nast]

So I'm now the Princess of Mustaches? Awesome. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Eh...awkward...Nast had page of cups before 000.

000 seems to really want it...

I think what follows is obvious to everyone.
Nast and 000 must either:

A) Fight to the DEATH.
B) Graciously give the other his card.

Now, I don't want to seem presumptuous, but I think Nast would make a good Queen of Wands Dildoes.

Now that we have a Dildoes suit, it seems that it might stand to reason if I were the Knight of Dildoes

but I don't want to hog too many cards.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So I'm now the Princess of Mustaches? Awesome. 

That actually is SERIOUSLY awesome! 

[Salty]

Why limit ourselves to something someone else has done before. We can make our own

I figured everyone was going to fap out their own, and use a standard size or whatever, buuuut, all things considered I think I'll sit this one out. Count my claim dropped.

I hope you reconsider. I think your input would be valuable. Besides it's not as though there need be only one Official Discordian Tarot Deck™. I personally would like to see a WOMP cabal deck.