Peedy Tarot Deck

[the last yatto]

What does everyone think of calling the deck The Tarot Discordia?

Poker with cards

[the last yatto]

ETA: Perhaps kallisti should be the 5th court/face card.

ace/bacon/kallisti?

[the last yatto]

but I don't want to hog too many cards.

we can always change them at the end

[Triple Zero]

So I'm now the Princess of Mustaches? Awesome. 

Is Princess the Page? I only know Rider-Waite ...

Either way, I'm okay with not being on a card or whatnot, it's not really an ego thing for me.

I like the page of cups because of the absurd fish in the cup, I don't necessarily need to be on it.

That said, I want the suit of Pentacles to be called Zeros, and I want to be the three of zeroes. And every pentacle in that suit should have my face on it. Or else.

[Freeky]

  000


Why mustachios for cups, Nigel? I'm interested in the thinking behind that.

[Triple Zero]

It only makes sense. After all, you can put a mustache in a cup, but you cannot put a cup in a moustache.

Elementary logic.

[Freeky]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

000


Why mustachios for cups, Nigel? I'm interested in the thinking behind that.

Well, swords won't work because you can't stab people with moustaches.

Rods won't work because, clearly, dildoes.

Coins don't make any sense as moustaches.

The symbolism of cups is that they can contain things, and moustaches, also, can contain things.

Such as a fish.

[Freeky]

Oh.

[NotPublished]

I think Coin is like Coin Bird. I don't know how it helps, but it just is. (Does it have to make sense? )

How about a Jesus Suit? It comes pre-installed with its own cross

[Cramulus]

Oh yeah. I like that. Wands=Dildoes.

Maybe we should do some polls.

That would make Cramulus King of Dildoes. 

[Salty]

We should probably use that picture.











ETA: It looks enigmatic and subtly regal, is all I'm saying.

[Salty]

Though...traditional interpretation and attribution of the cards aside, it seems obvious that you would be the king of mustaches. 

[BabylonHoruv]

Eh...awkward...Nast had page of cups before 000.

000 seems to really want it...

I think what follows is obvious to everyone.
Nast and 000 must either:

A) Fight to the DEATH.
B) Graciously give the other his card.

Now, I don't want to seem presumptuous, but I think Nast would make a good Queen of Wands Dildoes.

Nast had Princess of cups.  Just because things are at the same level doesn't mean they are the same.  If we are going with Rider Waite face cards Nast has to be something besides a princess.  Queen of Dildoes makes sense in my mind though.

[BabylonHoruv]

Wait. We're adding a face card.

Problem solved.

ETA: Perhaps kallisti should be the 5th court/face card.

Or Princess, since i think we have two of them.