Hello! Welcome to Life™.

[Salty]

Bah! Didn't work 'cause I haz a mac.
I will find a way.

[Jenne]

There's got a be an Apple equivalent somewhere, right?

[Rumckle]

Probably, but  all the pictures would be of skinny white guys in turtle necks sipping lattes.

[Salty]

 
I was about to say the same thing but about hipsters wearing skinny jeans drinking frappecinos.

[Jenne]

FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED WHILE BEING HIPSTER AND WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND DRINKING FRAPPACCINOS...


(always wanted to do that)

[Salty]

Okey-dokey. Got a .pdf burning a hole in mah pocket. WUTNAO? How do I get it to you all for meticulous dismantling critique and general access?

[Salty]

Nevermind, I got it!

Here you go spags.

http://ifile.it/8f05y2p/HelloWelcometoLife.pdf

[NotPublished]

Oh my god I think I am going to go make some brochures out of this!!

[Salty]

Ah shit. That first pic was randomly snagged from the internet.
Didn't make sure it was free and clear.
May have to make an adjustment there. Oh well, this was a first run anyhow.

[NotPublished]

I think it is perfect the way it is, but I suppose we can change the first pic. Could do with a cover .. I printed out a copy but I have no idea how to fold it properly

*edit* Oh wait the cover is the right side .. sorry bit slow as usual

[Iason Ouabache]

And uploaded to Scribd, because that's what I do.

http://www.scribd.com/Hello-Welcome-to-Life/d/26649707

[Salty]

Kay. This one is 100% free.

http://ifile.it/tmol9jq/HelloWelcometoLife.odt