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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Salty, February 08, 2010, 08:30:55 PM

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Salty

#15
February 09, 2010, 07:29:18 PM
Bah! Didn't work 'cause I haz a mac. :sad:
I will find a way.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jenne

#16
February 09, 2010, 07:45:35 PM
There's got a be an Apple equivalent somewhere, right?

Rumckle

#17
February 09, 2010, 09:18:30 PM
Probably, but  all the pictures would be of skinny white guys in turtle necks sipping lattes.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Salty

#18
February 09, 2010, 09:25:01 PM
 :lol:
I was about to say the same thing but about hipsters wearing skinny jeans drinking frappecinos.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jenne

#19
February 09, 2010, 09:53:55 PM
FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED WHILE BEING HIPSTER AND WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND DRINKING FRAPPACCINOS...


(always wanted to do that)

Salty

#20
February 10, 2010, 12:53:32 AM
Okey-dokey. Got a .pdf burning a hole in mah pocket. WUTNAO? How do I get it to you all for meticulous dismantling critique and general access?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#21
February 10, 2010, 01:08:33 AM
Nevermind, I got it!

Here you go spags.

http://ifile.it/8f05y2p/HelloWelcometoLife.pdf
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

NotPublished

#22
February 10, 2010, 01:11:08 AM
Oh my god I think I am going to go make some brochures out of this!!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Salty

#23
February 10, 2010, 01:14:02 AM
Ah shit. That first pic was randomly snagged from the internet.
Didn't make sure it was free and clear.
May have to make an adjustment there. Oh well, this was a first run anyhow.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

NotPublished

#24
February 10, 2010, 01:17:05 AM
I think it is perfect the way it is, but I suppose we can change the first pic. Could do with a cover .. I printed out a copy but I have no idea how to fold it properly :x

*edit* Oh wait the cover is the right side .. sorry bit slow as usual :)
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Iason Ouabache

#25
February 10, 2010, 05:14:38 AM
And uploaded to Scribd, because that's what I do.

http://www.scribd.com/Hello-Welcome-to-Life/d/26649707
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Salty

#26
February 10, 2010, 08:44:04 PM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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