Attention Everyone

[AFK]

I've finally figured out a way to resolve my firewall problems at work, that prevent me from conversing with you spags during business hours.

Here is my plan. 

You guys buy bus tickets, or plane tickets if it suits you.

You come to Maine.

You all apply to work at my agency (okay, well Ratatosk probably shouldn't apply ). 

We become a team of awesome and win and I get to laugh more.

The End.

It's gotta work, right?

[Richter]

Hey, I'll humor anything once.  What's the work doing?

[Cramulus]

I'm down if I can telecommute to Maine?


I've missed ye around here, bud! The decreased volume of lulz is tangible.

[East Coast Hustle]

If you can convince all these other spags to come to Maine, I will return.

Otherwise, I'll have to find a different rationalization for whoring myself out to someplace I'm totally sick of for nothing more interesting than money.

[AFK]

Hey, I'll humor anything once.  What's the work doing?

This agency deals more with overall health prevention, so tobacco, nutrition, physical activity, and my bread and butter, substance abuse prevention.  My job is to implement programs and develop systems to reduce the prevalance of substance abuse here.  I've got 3 years to do it. 

[Iason Ouabache]

I would do it but I'm allergic to snow.

[Freeky]

I would do it but... I'ma scared of new things and places. 

[Cain]

The only medical advice I am qualified to give:

Kids, don't get hit by nuclear missiles.

[AFK]

Well, living in Maine is probably a good step in that direction, well, I suppose Southern Maine would be in for it if a missle hit Boston. 

[Cain]

Nuclear missiles - just say no.

Oh man, I just realized using anti-drug slogans to protest nuclear missiles could be hilarious.  Given how certain nations are addicted to them, always looking to score more....they'd make great posters, and the incongruity of the message might make people actually take notice.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Hey, I'll humor anything once.  What's the work doing?

This agency deals more with overall health prevention, so tobacco, nutrition, physical activity, and my bread and butter, substance abuse prevention.  My job is to implement programs and develop systems to reduce the prevalance of substance abuse here.  I've got 3 years to do it. 

You prevent people being healthy?

Fuck Yeah! I'm down with that. WE WILL MARCH ON A ROAD OF CHOLESTEROL!

[Triple Zero]

The only medical advice I am qualified to give:

Kids, don't get hit by nuclear missiles.

Is there actually any real evidence that kids will get more access to nuclear missiles if we legalize them, though?

[P3nT4gR4m]

The only medical advice I am qualified to give:

Kids, don't get hit by nuclear missiles.

Is there actually any real evidence that kids will get more access to nuclear missiles if we legalize them, though?

For a given definition of "access" being - going splodey several hundred feet above their heads

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I've finally figured out a way to resolve my firewall problems at work, that prevent me from conversing with you spags during business hours.

Here is my plan. 

You guys buy bus tickets, or plane tickets if it suits you.

You come to Maine.

You all apply to work at my agency (okay, well Ratatosk probably shouldn't apply ). 

We become a team of awesome and win and I get to laugh more.

The End.

It's gotta work, right?

They're not into loyal opposition employees, eh? 

[Pariah]

Nuclear missiles - just say no.

Oh man, I just realized using anti-drug slogans to protest nuclear missiles could be hilarious.  Given how certain nations are addicted to them, always looking to score more....they'd make great posters, and the incongruity of the message might make people actually take notice.

This is your country 

This is your country with nukes


Any questions?