What the HELL?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Richter made me do it.

Some Richter trivia:

"Richter" is German for "judge".

The Richter magnitude scale was developed in 1935 by Charles F. Richter.

Sviatoslav Teofilovich Richter was a Soviet pianist

There was a family named Richter among the original German settlers in my home town.

An old man once told me that "Them Richter boys used to wipe their ass with a sharp rock".

Gerhard Richter is a German visual artist.

[Epimetheus]

I disavow, repudiate, and spit upon the above post. Lies, lies, lies, and filth!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I blame google.
Except for the sharp rock.