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[Salty]

Nice glossy print outs from encyc. dramatica's offended page left on their doorstep in an elegant, ribboned envelope?

[East Coast Hustle]

1. Plant cocaine/heroin/methamphetamine on their property.

2. Anonymous tip to county sheriff.

[Muir]

Hire some neighbourhood kids to TP their house, slather grease on their door knob/handle, shrink wrap their car.  You know, general delinquent pranks that can easily be blamed on kids. :P

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I'm going to have to second the grease on the door knob, especially if it is highly spherical and you can be sure no one is home to let them in.

[Muir]

Also, you could always memebomb them.  Just choose the most paranoid ones and leave them in weird places.

[Cain]

In a Cold War, you should always take the advice of Henry Kissinger:

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac

Er, the other advice from Henry Kissinger

Strengthen potential third party agents against your hegemonic foe and use them in a proxy war to wear them down

Failing that, a syringe filled with a mixture of super glue and epoxy resin would really bugger up their locks on their house, car, place of work or any other important place.

[Triple Zero]

I'm going to have to second the grease on the door knob, especially if it is highly spherical and you can be sure no one is home to let them in.

Especially if you blender a couple of hot spicy death chilli peppers into the grease.

Capsaicin is such a bitch to get off your fingers, even with soap.

If you can, use yellow chillis (Madame Chenette's are my favourite--if I did that sort of thing) because they won't give grease an odd red-orange colour.

edit: come to think of it, this is probably not kid-friendly either. oh well.

[Elder Iptuous]

they have a little kid, so I can't do anything rude, too nasty or sweary. for shame.

give their kids lots of candy every evening.
they might need to wash it down with red bull...

[LMNO]

BAI, you're an electronics dude, right?



Surely you can generate a standing electromagnetic field large enough to fuck with their electrionics, right?

[LMNO]

Do they have Wi-Fi?  Could you fuck with their signal?

Additionally, if they have hard-wired cable, it shouldn't be too hard to find the entry point and "corrode" the connections.

[LMNO]

Perhaps encouraging various forms of wildlife to chew or poop on the dish?

[Cain]

Turn their dish until it is pointing straight up in the sky, and then take a dump in it.

His Imperial Majesty would approve.

[LMNO]

Turn their dish until it is pointing straight up in the sky, and then take a dump in it.

His Imperial Majesty would approve.

[Triple Zero]

TV is bad for them, anyway.