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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 10, 2010, 10:45:04 PM

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Mork

#15
February 14, 2010, 08:04:42 PM
Hahahahaha  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
February 14, 2010, 09:33:44 PM
This is my favorite thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

ThatGreenGentleman

#17
February 14, 2010, 09:42:43 PM
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Jenne

#18
February 15, 2010, 03:02:58 PM
natalie deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(rocks)

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#19
February 17, 2010, 04:34:57 AM
Shit you guys, I think I broke an egg...

Jasper

#20
February 17, 2010, 05:04:55 AM
Don't think about that - just keep on doing what you do. ;)

Salty

#21
February 17, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...

This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.

To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."

:?  Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#22
February 17, 2010, 05:28:52 AM
 :sad: chicken  :?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
February 17, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 17, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...

This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.

To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."

:?  Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo   :sad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#24
February 17, 2010, 06:56:24 AM
God damnit Germany. 

Jasper

#25
February 17, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
Not sure whether fringey German fetishes are worse than fringey Japanese fetishes.  They're both pretty disgusting.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#26
February 19, 2010, 03:31:29 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 17, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 17, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...

This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.

To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."

:?  Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo   :sad:

Damn.

...did at least you tell her about the one with the news anchor?

Doktor Howl

#27
February 19, 2010, 03:32:56 AM
THAT CHICKEN WANTED IT THEY COME WALKING AROUND YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE FEATHERED TEASES
Molon Lube

Salty

#28
February 19, 2010, 03:35:04 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:31:29 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 17, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 17, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...

This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.

To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."

:?  Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo   :sad:

Damn.

...did at least you tell her about the one with the news anchor?

Well, yeah, I mean I tried. Kind of hard to follow up though.

Still, I don't think it should sully our chicken-fucking related fun.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#29
February 19, 2010, 03:37:31 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 17, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
Not sure whether fringey German fetishes are worse than fringey Japanese fetishes.  They're both pretty disgusting.



I don't know man... all things considered...if that's all the trouble they're getting into, I say it's worth a few chickens.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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