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Started by Suu, February 23, 2011, 10:49:23 PM

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#30
February 28, 2011, 06:49:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 06:47:56 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 28, 2011, 06:46:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 28, 2011, 06:44:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 28, 2011, 06:42:04 PM
That kid isnt even real.  Blatantly animatronics.  And look at that skin....it's like those really cheap baby dolls you sometimes see.  Glassy eyes, as well.

That's the roofies they feed her, in small doses, to control stage fright.

I think what bothers me most is I can readily believe that explanation Roger.  What does that say about me?  Worse, what does that say about the parent?

GAH!  :argh!:

1.  I wasn't kidding.

2.  It says you know the face of degeneracy.

3.  It says she is the model parent in the post-American century.

:cry:

Not much left but to watch it burn?

Phox

#31
March 01, 2011, 01:02:57 AM
Someone PLEASE shoot me in the fucking frontal lobe.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#32
March 01, 2011, 01:29:51 AM
You know what the saddest thing is?  I did pageants when I was little.  Back then you couldn't wear make up until you were 12.  Vaseline on the lips only.  Your Sunday dress was your "evening wear" and everyone had the same fucking speedo t-back bathing suit in either blue or red.  I didn't wear a formal until I was in high school. 

Hey it paid part of my first year of college.

I never put my daughter in a single pageant.  She'd probably stab me in my sleep if I tried. 

Doktor Howl

#33
August 03, 2011, 11:46:16 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on February 23, 2011, 10:56:11 PM
In 10 years, this girl will be in kiddie porn after her parents kick her out for not making them any more money. She'll become a crack addict, and some day, probably a week before she turns 21, they'll find her body, a needle next to one arm and a pile of ones on the bed in a nasty motel room somewhere in Iowa. The parents will make the news, show a picture of their daughter when she was 4 and go, "Where did we go wrong?!"

Good Lord.

http://www.littleedenwood.com/
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#34
August 04, 2011, 12:03:50 AM
The Eden Wood SHOWGIRL DOLL.







:vom: :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#35
August 04, 2011, 12:06:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 04, 2011, 12:03:50 AM
The Eden Wood SHOWGIRL DOLL.







:vom: :x


Yeah, I was kind of throwing up in my mouth.   :sad:
Molon Lube

Cain

#36
August 04, 2011, 12:16:18 AM
OK, fine, I'll ask it...so, how do you tell the difference between Eden Wood and the Showgirl Doll?

Doktor Howl

#37
August 04, 2011, 12:27:44 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2011, 12:16:18 AM
OK, fine, I'll ask it...so, how do you tell the difference between Eden Wood and the Showgirl Doll?

One's been beaten a lot, I think.
Molon Lube
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