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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by Don Coyote, August 03, 2011, 10:14:34 PM

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Don Coyote

August 03, 2011, 10:14:34 PM
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS!!!


STOP USING A MONIKER THAT IS SIMILAR TO MINE>

NEITHER I NOR MY SPIRITUAL TOTEM, GRANDFATHER "SHIV FOR A COKE" COYOTE ARE AMUSED BY YOUR WORTHLESSNESS.


IN THE MEAN TIME PLEASE STAB YOURSELF IN THE GENITALS WITH A PLASTIC SPOON>

Anna Mae Bollocks

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August 03, 2011, 10:51:24 PM
A spork would work even better.
And sound stupider when he explained it in the ER.

SPORK.


Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

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August 03, 2011, 11:03:06 PM Last Edit: August 03, 2011, 11:28:14 PM by Cain
Edit: nevermind.  My mistake

Anna Mae Bollocks

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August 03, 2011, 11:09:58 PM Last Edit: August 03, 2011, 11:28:35 PM by Cain
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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