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ATTN Koyotes

Started by Don Coyote, August 03, 2011, 10:14:34 PM

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Don Coyote

OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS!!!


STOP USING A MONIKER THAT IS SIMILAR TO MINE>

NEITHER I NOR MY SPIRITUAL TOTEM, GRANDFATHER "SHIV FOR A COKE" COYOTE ARE AMUSED BY YOUR WORTHLESSNESS.


IN THE MEAN TIME PLEASE STAB YOURSELF IN THE GENITALS WITH A PLASTIC SPOON>

Anna Mae Bollocks

A spork would work even better.
And sound stupider when he explained it in the ER.

SPORK.


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Cain

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Edit: nevermind.  My mistake

Anna Mae Bollocks

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