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February 12, 2010, 03:02:06 AM Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 10:38:40 AM by Liam
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Lies

#1
February 12, 2010, 03:20:42 AM Last Edit: February 12, 2010, 03:24:03 AM by Lysergic
The very worst "nonfunny nonsensicle" amercian comic I can't stand is "Fred Basset".

I mean, seriously, it looks like it's 'trying' to be funny but there aren't any punch lines.


Most of those other comics are actually funny in comparison to the travesty of Fred Basset.

EXAMPLE OF LAMENESS

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

#2
February 12, 2010, 03:31:31 AM
It's not just you, they are really that dumb.  I have a hunch that they are designed to be a moron detector.  If somebody shows you one of these comics saying "Check out this funny shit"...

Requia ☣

#3
February 12, 2010, 04:56:35 AM
Doonesbury isn't meant to be funny really, its an aging hippies rants about politics & life and shit.

The rest just kinda suck, either they used to be good and changed (Dennis is supposedly one of these), or they stopped being relevant.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Iason Ouabache

#4
February 12, 2010, 05:38:55 AM
1. Family Circle - Makes me want to punch babies!
2. Dennis The Menace - Same 3 jokes over and over again.
3. Doonseburry - Only makes sense if you follow politics
4. Blondie - Same 5 jokes over and over again.
5. Peanuts - Has its moments, but isn't usually funny.
6. Candorville - Better before he started doing long storylines.
7. For better or for worse -  :kingmeh:

8. Pearls Before Swine - Definitely a good one
9. Non Sequitor - Currently my favorite comic. I hate when he does Danae stories though.
10. Bizarro - Extremely good but he can get preachy every once in awhile.
11. Cafe Con Leche - Racist piece of shit.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Juana

#5
February 12, 2010, 06:05:56 AM
Family Circle is kind of like the Flanders family from the Simpsons. Except worse because they have no redeeming moments. Ever. It's the same ol' corny, syrupy-sweet "family friendly" shite you see in, like, KIDZ NOW! CDs on TV. But with Jesus.

Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 12, 2010, 05:56:39 AM
I just remembered about George and Lynne. George. And fucking oh hey my tits have come out again, distracting you from the lack of lulz Lynne.

an example of the pointlessly nsfw none lulz can be found here in  Great Tome Of Journalistic Standards, The Sun http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/fun/cartoons/george_and_lynne/article645660.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=645660&nSlide=2
Ugh. That was atrocious.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Eater of Clowns

#6
February 12, 2010, 06:22:42 AM
You fucking leave Peanuts and Charles Schultz alone.  I will fucking end you.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Jasper

#7
February 12, 2010, 06:38:37 AM
CATHY.

WORST COMIC POSSIBLE.

Jasper

#8
February 12, 2010, 06:45:21 AM
Didn't I warn you? 

Next time you might listen.

Jasper

#9
February 12, 2010, 06:49:28 AM
Stoat, turn off your internets and get a HOLD OF YOURSELF!

Sorry you had to see this, folks.

Jasper

#10
February 12, 2010, 07:11:24 AM
Okay, I actually feel bad about mentioning ...that comic...

So here's a comic that is as good as that one was bad.

http://dresdencodak.com/2010/02/09/the-process/

Lies

#11
February 12, 2010, 02:37:10 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 12, 2010, 06:44:12 AM
why. why did I go and look up cathy.

fucking why :cry: I must hate my funny gland and want it to wither and die, because I keep going to look at the examples of unlol. if that's author based she needs help with her mental issues, blatant eating disorders and shopping compulsions. and to stop making jokes about iphones.

now I understand less and have more information! yay internets :D

Unlol.

Word. Of. The. Fucking. Year.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#12
February 12, 2010, 02:37:50 PM
and then, there's Ziggy...

LMNO

#13
February 12, 2010, 02:45:34 PM
Imagine a person that the Universe continually pokes in the eye.

LMNO

#14
February 12, 2010, 02:58:18 PM
Yeah, Zippy can be cool.
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