Ask me anything

[Doktor Howl]

im not sure if the move would be temporary or not..

if this happened it would be with mostly all of my closest friends..and we all want out of the butt fuck city we live in so...

if most of my friends left and i decided stayed i would be sad...
but happy because at least im with her.

if i decided to go and she decided the opposite, i would be crushed...

im not one to impose on others, i wouldnt fight it.

i guess theres not much to contemplate at this point really...

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. Take it to the Dashboard Confessional fan forum, OK?

This fucking attention whore has been slaying threads for a couple of days now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What are the "beans" in Taco Bell "food" actually made out of?

ANAL???

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

...this reminds me of that Popeye's Chicken review where they talked about dying horse sodomy...

The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.

Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apoligized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the asshole puckering rythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect Image:penisfilter.png into the stallion's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer

[nuclearcabbage]

the thread is called ask me anything...

uhm.

i asked a question.

the answer involved a response.

i responded.

DICKS EVERYWHERE.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

You should probably stop posting.

[Doktor Howl]

the thread is called ask me anything...

uhm.

i asked a question.

the answer involved a response.

i responded.

DICKS EVERYWHERE.

Yeah, like the dicks who whore their music out on threads about coffee.

I hate those guys.

[nuclearcabbage]

even if i gave a link to someone elses music..

it would still be whoring.?

[NotPublished]

Why do doves cry?

[NotPublished]

How many buckets of AIDS can nuclercabbage fill?

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Oral?

Also, horray post count.

Nuclearcabbage, you (in your fifty post immunity period) have failed to pick up on the many things that makes the PD crowd angry. Now, I concede that we are angry a lot in general, and also that the things that make us angry are not necessarily the things that make other 'discordian' online communities angry (nor are they laid out straightforwardly, etc), BUT -- fifty posts has been arbitrarily designated as the number of posts it takes before we cut into a noob and give him the straight turkey. A few helpful hints:
1) Pinealism doesn't go over well here. Expect a total lack of amusement from all involved, along with (mayhaps) a serving of irritation and mockery, in best case.
2) You are not a unique special snowflake. Causing yourself to make less sense does not make you more unique. PD in general has less tolerance for this than other boards (we are a little more doing-stuff oriented than other boards as well), and so if you want to go about this the way you are going now, you can do it on another board, or expect a lot of resistance and mutual butthurt all around. That is, unless you show that somehow you really ARE special, and special enough for us to collectively put up with your nonsense. This is harder than it looks -- this board has a lot of very talented people, many of whom neither produce nor consume dadadiarhhea. The potential for you to otherwise capture our hearts with your lovable jabberwocky is low (I won't dismiss it out of hand, but I can't really say it has worked for any of the ones who have come on the board and tried it since I signed up).
3) People tear into other people here all the time. Basically any response is a bad one (including no response). We have very little modding here, which means that if you make a big social faux pas, more or less everyone will start attacking you and it will never stop. This is more or less a suggestion to avoid doing this type of shit, and to think before you post (rather than a warning about stuff you have already done), but it is worth thinking about.
If you follow the above suggestions, you might narrowly avoid being the subject of an unlimited fail thread, being hounded out of every thread in which you post, etc. I say might, because it still happens, and it even happens to accepted and established users. I can't speak for other people, but this is my own analysis of the atmosphere here, and you can take this (though caustic) rant as friendly advice. As you can see, you have been oblivious enough to more subtle hints and suggestions to gain the ire of a number of forum members. I won't hold it against you myself -- some very productive people here have gotten to a bad start (and I also got to a bad start, myself). I won't post any more about this topic in this thread, since I don't particularly want to hijack it, so for the time being, take this as my stance on the matter.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

SHUT UP ENKI 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

SHUT UP ENKI 

^ That.

[Doktor Howl]

Reminds me of AKK trying to pimp his music out.

[Dysnomia]

Hell freezes over and the devil converts to Christianity and gets baptized who is going to run hell?

We already have those.  They're called Evangelical Christians.

What are the "beans" in Taco Bell "food" actually made out of?

ANAL???

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

Why do doves cry?

Because god/dess hates you.

How many buckets of AIDS can nuclercabbage fill?

not enough.

If one believes in chakras they would, if one doesn't then they don't.  IMO it's a matter of opinion.  I think they do, but that's just me

Do hrosies believe in chakras?

you'll have to ask the hrosie psychic.  I just massage.  sry. 



SPS,
isn't really sry.