Ask me anything

[rong]

should i start an "ask me anything" thread?

[Dysnomia]

On that note, how many bulbs does it take to screw a lawyer?

Cannot be done as lawyers have iron-clad anuses.

Hrmmm...

Why do bad things happen to good people?

Aaaand, let me see here...

Anal?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Anddddd, maybe for you.

When did this board become 4chan?

When....YO MAMMA!

How is a raven like a writing desk?

Also, why not?

Ask a less retarded question.

Also, because I said so.

Should I have more death coffee tonight, or leave off for a week?

GRABBIN PILLZ

should i start an "ask me anything" thread?

Nobody likes a copy cat.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Could Goddess make a burrito so greasy even SHE got gas from it?

[Dysnomia]

Could Goddess make a burrito so greasy even SHE got gas from it?

And then we all realized what REALLY happened to poor Hiroshima...

[Freeky]

When is too much not enough?

[Nast]

How many roads must a man walk down?

[Dysnomia]

When is too much not enough?

it depends. 

How many roads must a man walk down?

Only one if he gets hit by a bus.

[nuclearcabbage]

should i move 1,235 miles away from home in a couple months?

but see, im afraid than when the time comes for me to actually go i MIGHT be in a relationship with a person that from what i can sense so far, MIGHT not be down for that kind of adventure...

what the fuck would i do in that case?

uhm...

i know im jumping the gun here... but maybe you can help.

[Dysnomia]

should i move 1,235 miles away from home in a couple months?

but see, im afraid than when the time comes for me to actually go i MIGHT be in a relationship with a person that from what i can sense so far, MIGHT not be down for that kind of adventure...

what the fuck would i do in that case?

uhm...

i know im jumping the gun here... but maybe you can help.

It's only for a couple months.  Which would be annoyingly sucky for a relationship, it's not like it's a long term long distance relationship.  I'd advise against that.  But seeing as how it's temporary, go for it.  Or put the relationship on hold till you get back.  Or skype sexxor each other nonstop during those couple months.

[Bruno]

How is a raven like a writing desk?

Ohhhhh, that one's easy.

[nuclearcabbage]

im not sure if the move would be temporary or not..

if this happened it would be with mostly all of my closest friends..and we all want out of the butt fuck city we live in so...

if most of my friends left and i decided stayed i would be sad...
but happy because at least im with her.

if i decided to go and she decided the opposite, i would be crushed...

im not one to impose on others, i wouldnt fight it.

i guess theres not much to contemplate at this point really...

[Dysnomia]

then I ask you.  What do youuuu want to do?  Do you see enough future with this girl to stay for her if she decides to leave?  or do you think you'd regret it if you either stayed/broke up with her, or left her?

[nuclearcabbage]

1. i want to move to portland.
2. do i see enough future...to stay for her...if SHE decides to leave?
3. i think i would regret it if i stayed and we broke up, yes. but i guess it wouldnt matter at that point i would just chase after my friends.

[Doktor Howl]

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?

ITS MY DESIRE!