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Dysnomia

February 13, 2010, 06:02:10 AM


For I know the answers to all questions.

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Lies

#1
February 13, 2010, 06:05:11 AM
Anal?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysnomia

#2
February 13, 2010, 06:07:48 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on February 13, 2010, 06:05:11 AM
Anal?

Not for you.

Next question plz.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Captain Utopia

#3
February 13, 2010, 06:14:22 AM
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Dysnomia

#4
February 13, 2010, 06:22:49 AM
Quote from: FP on February 13, 2010, 06:14:22 AM
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

one cat to change the lightbulb, one computer nerd to glue a caption to said cat.


Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 13, 2010, 06:16:40 AM
what looks cooler. chest mounted or held out in hand?



always chest mounted.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Dysnomia

#5
February 13, 2010, 06:26:53 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 13, 2010, 06:25:36 AM
sweet. the relevance of this ominous question will be revealed on feb 15th to avoid spoiling any surprises. muhahaha

cheers SPS!

PICS PLZ
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Lies

#6
February 13, 2010, 06:38:23 AM
How many lawyers does it take to screw a lightbulb?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysnomia

#7
February 13, 2010, 06:57:03 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on February 13, 2010, 06:38:23 AM
How many lawyers does it take to screw a lightbulb?

It depends upon who they are screwing.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Lies

#8
February 13, 2010, 07:12:45 AM
On that note, how many bulbs does it take to screw a lawyer?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dimocritus

#9
February 13, 2010, 04:45:26 PM
Hrmmm...

Why do bad things happen to good people?

Aaaand, let me see here...

Anal?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Captain Utopia

#10
February 13, 2010, 04:48:30 PM
When did this board become 4chan?

Rococo Modem Basilisk

#11
February 13, 2010, 05:55:25 PM
How is a raven like a writing desk?

Also, why not?


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Doktor Howl

#12
February 13, 2010, 06:28:28 PM
Should I have more death coffee tonight, or leave off for a week?
Molon Lube

Dimocritus

#13
February 13, 2010, 08:42:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 13, 2010, 06:28:28 PM
Should I have more death coffee tonight, or leave off for a week?

I'm not sure what death coffee is, but, for some reason, I want some...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
February 13, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
I can't have death coffee because it would kill me. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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