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UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 13, 2010, 04:14:18 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 07, 2011, 07:20:21 PM
Can't that whole family just go away now, please?  That welcome mat was worn out, beaten, set on fire, reanimated, dipped in a vat of acid, and flogged to death a long, long time ago. 
Not going to happen.  Middle America is still screaming for her.

https://www.facebook.com/sarahpalin?ref=ts
Quote2,738,465 People Like This

When I click that link, I also see this:
Quote13 Friends Like This
:horrormirth:

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

I don't know if I would have admitted that.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Adios

Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

Luna

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

"Hope in one hand, shit in the other.  Which one fills up fastest?"
- Anonymous sergeant, WWII.

"Shit in one hand, shit in the other.  Which one filles up fastest?"
- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, just prior to his assassination.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?

I'm psycho, I just know these things.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?

I'm psycho, I just know these things.

BEST.

SPOONERISM.

EVER.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

Speaking of Palin, is that supposed to be her in that ad down there. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 07, 2011, 08:25:05 PM
Speaking of Palin, is that supposed to be her in that ad down there. 

Already called it, in Open Bar.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:22:37 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:17:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.

In their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.

Optimism is so cute when it wears a thong.  :lulz:

...

Okay, who let Charlie rifle through my underwear drawer?

I'm psycho, I just know these things.

:lulz:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Precious Moments Zalgo

Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PMIn their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Nope.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Almost all of them are family or people I was friends with in high school.
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Luna

Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PMIn their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Nope.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Almost all of them are family or people I was friends with in high school.

Sorry, man.

My soon-to-be-ex is a conservative, but even HE knows Palin's a nitwit.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on February 07, 2011, 09:16:20 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 07, 2011, 08:16:01 PMIn their defense, it's quite possible they have her flagged just for the entertainment value of her stupidity.

I hope.
Nope.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 07, 2011, 08:09:43 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 07, 2011, 08:05:35 PM
I don't know if I would have admitted that.

I'd get new friends.

I'm not a snob, I just have precisely NOTHING in common with people who admire Sarah Palin.
Almost all of them are family or people I was friends with in high school.

90%+ of my extended family are hideous neocons.  My grandfather and I are definitely the black sheep of the family.  My parents are liberal as hell, but they don't let themselves get involved in politics around family...They have no sense of adventure.

And by "adventure", I mean "the propensity to get in feuds that last multiple decades."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.