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UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 13, 2010, 04:14:18 PM

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Luna

Palin had a "Katie Couric" moment, and apparently couldn't come up with an opinion on the name the most influential journalist in the country.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/03/sarah-palin-cant-name-mos_n_856968.html

You'd think she'd be able to at LEAST come up with "Katie Couric..."

:lulz:
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 10:00:32 PM
Palin had a "Katie Couric" moment, and apparently couldn't come up with an opinion on the name the most influential journalist in the country.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/03/sarah-palin-cant-name-mos_n_856968.html

You'd think she'd be able to at LEAST come up with "Katie Couric..."

:lulz:
She's a part-time contributor to Fox News now, isn't she?  She should have named herself as the most influential journalist in the country.
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Prince Glittersnatch III

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/24/ex-aide-blasts-palin-in-new-book-she-loved-to-play-the-victim/

Oh dear.

Quote(CNN)- A former aide to Sarah Palin slammed the ex-chief executive in the scorching new tell-all, "Blind Allegiance to Sarah Palin: A Memoir of our Tumultuous Years," out Tuesday.

Frank Bailey, who began working for the former governor of Alaska during her successful 2006 gubernatorial campaign and stayed through her failed bid for vice president, told CNN that he was "terrified" of the potential for her to become the nation's second-in-command.

Bailey lamented Palin's leadership during the interview stating, "Her leadership style was absolutely chaotic."




http://www.csmonitor.com/Books/chapter-and-verse/2011/0525/Blind-Allegiance-to-Sarah-Palin-paints-a-scathing-portrait

Quote• He paints Palin as paranoid and writes that she sees conspiracies against her everywhere: "She believes that there are these powers of evil that are surrounding her. She believes that her offices are bugged."

• Bailey also comments on Palin's vindictive nature, which Morris described in the San Francisco Chronicle as "two eyes for an eye. You don't just go after someone who you think is slighting you, you trade slight for destruction."

Overall, writes The Washington Post, "'Blind Allegiance' is so full of Palin's pettiness and incompetence that it defines her as little more than a small-town politician at a loss on the larger stage."

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Luna

She's going to go clean off the deep end.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/

:lulz: I wonder how this is going to compare to "Atlas Shrugged"?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Nigel on May 25, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/

:lulz: I wonder how this is going to compare to "Atlas Shrugged"?

I wish they'd combined the two.


Sarah Palin getting hit by a train.  Over and over again.
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Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/
Reading the article, it sounds exactly like a feature-length campaign ad.

Is this going to be in real theaters across the nation, or are they just going to be showing it at Palin events or something?

Does it have a prayer of outgrossing Nailin' Palin?
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Luna

Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 26, 2011, 03:06:23 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 25, 2011, 08:46:33 PM
A SUPER-SECRET Palin movie, coming soon to a theater near you!

No, really.  No shit.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/25/palin-movie-coming-to-theaters-this-summer/
Reading the article, it sounds exactly like a feature-length campaign ad.

Is this going to be in real theaters across the nation, or are they just going to be showing it at Palin events or something?

Does it have a prayer of outgrossing Nailin' Palin?

I expect it'll be laughed out of theaters in the more sane parts of the country, and, in those filled with wingnuts, required viewing. 

And, no, NO way in hell it'll outgross Nailin' Palin.
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

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QuoteThe recent departures of Mitch Daniels and Mike Huckabee from the 2012 GOP field, combined with a flurry of recent moves by Palin—staff changes, the purchase of a home in Arizona, the Iowa premiere of a new feature-length film extolling the former Alaska governor—is rekindling speculation that she sees an opportunity in 2012 and may be thinking more seriously than ever about a presidential run.


http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/55728.html

Thurnez Isa

HOLY SHIT

PALIN HAS MAGICK POWERS NOW
SERIOUSLY

http://www.slate.com/id/2295242/

Quote"It's going to keep on coming, and you know, I feel like I have a prayer shield in front of me that deflects a lot of that. I just want to make sure that for my loved ones, for my parents, for my spouse and my children and those close to me, that they have that tool to deflect also so that they're not adversely affected."—on criticism from the media, in an interview with Fox News' Greta Van Susteren, May 19, 2011
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Cain

Yeah, but that's only a level 1 cleric spell.  And even with Palin's negative Wisdom score, she can still cast at least one spell a day from the moment she dual classes.

Luna

She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."

She'll get more attendees if she just shows up at a random public place.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Luna

Quote from: Doktor Phox on May 26, 2011, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 26, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
She's coming up the East Coast.

http://www.sarahpac.com/bus_tour

Mind, she's not announcing the stops ahead of time, just "come back and see where we WERE."

She'll get more attendees if she just shows up at a random public place.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Fuck, no, if I find out she's in range, I'll go see her.

With questions.  We know how much she LOVES questions.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."