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ITT: I speak romantically

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 14, 2010, 03:28:56 AM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

February 14, 2010, 03:28:56 AM
I am going to rub one out on your lady parts.

Freeky

#1
February 14, 2010, 03:30:01 AM
 :lulz:

Nast

#2
February 14, 2010, 03:30:15 AM
:golfclap:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
February 14, 2010, 03:39:06 AM
 :oops::1fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#4
February 14, 2010, 03:42:22 AM
 :evilmad::1fap:

E.O.T.

#5
February 14, 2010, 03:45:57 AM
I

          want moar words

SAY

          what moar & whaer
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#6
February 14, 2010, 03:53:43 AM
When you reach orgasm, your asshole spasms too.

nuclearcabbage

#7
February 14, 2010, 03:58:19 AM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 14, 2010, 03:53:43 AM
When you reach orgasm, your asshole spasms too.

nice  8)


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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#8
February 14, 2010, 04:29:48 AM
...I think you peed a little.


It's ok, I still respect you.

Rumckle

#9
February 14, 2010, 08:20:10 AM
Thank God!
I was worried for a little bit there.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Triple Zero

#10
February 14, 2010, 12:05:59 PM
ORGASM-ASS-SPASM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#11
February 17, 2010, 04:26:46 AM
Sometimes I wish you would do a better job of wiping.

Doktor Howl

#12
February 18, 2010, 08:11:59 PM
I know that noise didn't come out of one of MY orifices.
Molon Lube

-Kel-

#13
February 18, 2010, 08:33:57 PM
oh my....i feel so dirty  :fap:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#14
February 19, 2010, 02:48:50 AM
I think it's adorable when you queef.
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