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ITT: I speak romantically

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 14, 2010, 03:28:56 AM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

I am going to rub one out on your lady parts.

Freeky


Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


E.O.T.

I

          want moar words

SAY

          what moar & whaer
"a good fight justifies any cause"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

When you reach orgasm, your asshole spasms too.

nuclearcabbage

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

...I think you peed a little.


It's ok, I still respect you.

Rumckle

Thank God!
I was worried for a little bit there.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Sometimes I wish you would do a better job of wiping.

Doktor Howl

I know that noise didn't come out of one of MY orifices.
Molon Lube

-Kel-


Shibboleet The Annihilator

I think it's adorable when you queef.