MAKE TAROT ASKING SPAGS WHAT THEY WANT, SRSLY

[E.O.T.]

You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.

YOU'RE

          Just jealous of Megatron.

AND

          Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville

[Doktor Howl]

You guys are making my head hurt. I'm going to bed.

YOU'RE

          Just jealous of Megatron.

AND

          Soldier up for the battle in Margaritaville

WE

     Must defend the honor of Jimmy Buffet.

WHILE

     There's still time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

[Doktor Howl]

I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit.

[Doktor Howl]

I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit.

Well, shit.  That was the most fun thing about raising kids.

"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid.  Where else would they live?"

"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad.  He has an axe."

"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss.  Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit.

Well, shit.  That was the most fun thing about raising kids.

"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid.  Where else would they live?"

"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad.  He has an axe."

"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss.  Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."

I did too much of that, too early on, and now she's skeptical of everything. I ruined my own fun. 

[Doktor Howl]

I did not go to bed because EFO is being recalcitrant about going to bed and I cannot go to bed until all of the children are asleep so I can put boxes of chocolates on their pillows. GRRRRR

Tell EFO what happens when Santa finds out that they don't go to bed on time.

Tell EFO what happened to little Billy.   

EFO has reached a stage where she sees right through my bullshit.

Well, shit.  That was the most fun thing about raising kids.

"Of course there's a monster under the bed, kid.  Where else would they live?"

"Yes, there's a Santa, and he DOES know if you've been good or bad.  He has an axe."

"Yes, you have to give your aunty a kiss.  Now hurry up, they're going to close the casket."

I did too much of that, too early on, and now she's skeptical of everything. I ruined my own fun. 

Yes, my kids, too...But now they'll think critically, and be just as well-adjusted as us.

[E.O.T.]

O.K.

          listen. If STARSCREAM has chosen to change sides (again), FINE

OTHERWISE

          No more trade secrets!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yes, my kids, too...But now they'll think critically, and be just as well-adjusted as us.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

O.K.

          listen. If STARSCREAM has chosen to change sides (again), FINE

OTHERWISE

          No more trade secrets!!

Why do I have to be Starscream? What did I ever do to you?

[the last yatto]

actually i picture nigel and either as

[Rumckle]

 

This thread is win.

AND

That is the worst thing I've seen all day.

[Doktor Howl]

WHY

why did I go and look. whyyyyyyyy.

http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess10.jpg nsfwish
http://io9.com/assets/images/io9/2008/07/confess13.jpg nsfwish

my fucking soul hurts now. I'd just not look at those links if I were you.

OR

look and be damned!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

actually i picture nigel and either as

A pink ice cream truck??

Also, Transformers porn.