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ATTN: PEEDEE - I am hungry

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 14, 2010, 07:00:37 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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February 14, 2010, 09:14:10 PM
Tacos.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

#16
February 14, 2010, 09:21:42 PM
Something both larger than your head, yet possibly manageable.  Like a watermelon.

Rumckle

#17
February 14, 2010, 09:48:28 PM
Step 1. Get chicken.
Step 2. Fuck chicken.
Step 3. Keep fucking that chicken.
Step 4. ?????
Step 5. Lunch!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

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February 14, 2010, 09:49:59 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on February 14, 2010, 09:48:28 PM
Step 1. Get chicken.
Step 2. Fuck chicken.
Step 3. Keep fucking that chicken.
Step 4. ?????
Step 5. Lunch!

Thank you Rumckle, you have solved my food dilemma.
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